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I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one (take THAT, Stryke)
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
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I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one (take THAT, Stryke)
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
I was planning on seeing this tonight actually.
Might give it a miss after reading this.
I might finally see pirate of caribean or something.
Ah well.
Might give it a miss after reading this.
I might finally see pirate of caribean or something.
Ah well.
I though Pirates of the Caribean(however its spelt) was rather good. Much better than I thought it would be. So far everyone on here has given Underworld poor reviews. Something tells me that it might not be very good but like most I'm still interested in seeing it just to form my own opinion.
The Underworld trailer looked awesome.
But the next film I see will be "once upon a time in Mexico".
Is that actually a sequel to Desperado? Or is it something a bit different?
But the next film I see will be "once upon a time in Mexico".
Is that actually a sequel to Desperado? Or is it something a bit different?
Yes, it's an official sequel to Desperado, just like Desperado was an official sequel to El Mariachi (only with a different actor for the lead)
Film looks great, looks much better than Kill Bill.
Film looks great, looks much better than Kill Bill.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Yes, it's an official sequel to Desperado, just like Desperado was an
> official sequel to El Mariachi (only with a different actor for the
> lead)
Then how come the bartender's in the trailer?
Didn't he get killed in Desperado?
> Yes, it's an official sequel to Desperado, just like Desperado was an
> official sequel to El Mariachi (only with a different actor for the
> lead)
Then how come the bartender's in the trailer?
Didn't he get killed in Desperado?
How come the knife guy is alive in it?
The same reason Cheech plays three characters in From Dusk Till Dawn (border guard, the "I suck" vampire and the guy they're waiting for who saves them at the end) - it's fun. They're playing new characters.
The same reason Cheech plays three characters in From Dusk Till Dawn (border guard, the "I suck" vampire and the guy they're waiting for who saves them at the end) - it's fun. They're playing new characters.
I just left the cinema no more than 30 minutes ago. Go me.
It sucked.
It sucked.
'As soon as I heard Underworld would be a "vampires vs werewolves love story" I knew it would be utter, utter rubbish. Plus the fact that they can't even make the trailers look good'
...as someone once said.
...as someone once said.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one
> (take THAT, Stryke)
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Oooh, this cat has claws.
Just got back from seeing it. And it was good fun, didn't try to be more than that. Worst ending ever though, the whole cinema just laughed.
> I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one
> (take THAT, Stryke)
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Oooh, this cat has claws.
Just got back from seeing it. And it was good fun, didn't try to be more than that. Worst ending ever though, the whole cinema just laughed.
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