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"£1000 in one day"

Yup, that's my b'day pressie.

I have to spend £1000 in one day and produce all the recipts to my parents as proof.

The wonkers know how I'm like with money. I just can't spend.. I always put my money in the bank until I need it.

Gah.

I will buy an iPod but after that I'm stuck. I need a lot of help here.


Monday 2nd November will be the day... the day on which I descend onto Ealing Broadway Shopping Centre to spend £1000.

Go me.

monkey_man wrote:
> Now I have the image of 10 blokes in turbans, standing in a circle,
> beating off into a frying pan. Thanks.

I reckon it would be more of a massive saucepan...but yeah. You get the gist.

' who wants my special Onion Baji'

'We also do english meals sir 'chicken in white sauce' anyone?'

Now I have the image of 10 blokes in turbans, standing in a circle, beating off into a frying pan. Thanks.

Maybe.

But there was an Indian take away near me and some guy walked in racially insulting all the staff while ordering. After his meal he had massive stomach pains so he had to go to hospital to get his stomach pumped. When the contents were analysed, over 10 different types of sperm were found in his stomach.

This isn't even an urban myth. The story was in the local paper about 6-7 years ago. The restaurant was shut down for a while and then relocated and re-opened under a new name.

Bodged up that sentence good an' proper, Guv'nor.

Rent a threshing machine, spend the rest on chips and then fire them all at blaine in that box! Some of it is bound to go in his mouth, thereby making him have to start his stupid waste of time again/resources!

I love the MacDonalds Urban myths...

Such as the 'I didn't ask for Mayo with my chicken burger' one where apparently it was a hugh puss filled boil that had been battered.

Also check out this bit of news.....

http://www.wvec.com/news/local/mcchicken_head.htm

Mystique wrote:

> Some girl from Leciester got Syphilis from McDonalds a few months
> back.
> When the burger was tested, three different sperm samples were
> found.
>
> True story.

Urban Myth. I've heard that around me too. My boyfriend works on in a council call center and several of his co-workers had calls enquiring into a rumour that a lady eating a macdonalds hamburger contracted herpes. Its a rumour that re-surfaces often all over the place.

Really deopends on how old this chap is.

If he's under 18, no chance, its a lie.

Yes, This sort of money is only a 12th of the money I bring home a year from my apprenticeship, so its not really that much for me to spend in one go.

If hes 18 or 21 I suppose this is alright (as long as his parents are loaded)

Pah!

I spend about £750-£900 per month just on my lifestyle.

Peanuts.