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I have to spend £1000 in one day and produce all the recipts to my parents as proof.
The wonkers know how I'm like with money. I just can't spend.. I always put my money in the bank until I need it.
Gah.
I will buy an iPod but after that I'm stuck. I need a lot of help here.
Monday 2nd November will be the day... the day on which I descend onto Ealing Broadway Shopping Centre to spend £1000.
Go me.
> Fot the last time, your sister IS NOT A PROSTITUTE!!
And you would know. :P
> Absolu† Neó wrote:
> I don't think hooker's give receipts...
>
> *goes to check*
>
> Which is entirely the point.
Yes they do, when i was with one, we just done what we had to do and when i woke up she had gone, but there was a little recipt on my table.
True story :D
> Of course it isn't true.
>
> Why would swallowing semen give him stomach pain? It never did women
> any harm.
>
> Why would the contents of the mans stomachs be analysed for semen in
> the first place. Its not like they would be able to find it unless
> they were specifically looking for it, especially not at the sort of
> levels your talking about
>
> How would they know one sperm from another to give the 10 types your
> talking about?
Presumably they didn't just jack off into his meal - they also put some dodgy rancid meat in his meal. Which triggered the stomach pains. When they analysed what caused such a tremendous upheaval in his constitution, they found rotten meat, male sperm and some other unidentified things in it. This was quite a long time ago so I can't remember many of the details but I assure you, it is true.
There were a few arrests and charges of racial discrimination bought against the bloke.
> I don't think hooker's give receipts...
>
> *goes to check*
Which is entirely the point.
> I don't think hooker's give receipts...
>
> *goes to check*
They give reciepts, except we call them crabs.