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Mon 15/09/03 at 20:17
"slightlyshortertagl"
Posts: 10,759
Yup, that's my b'day pressie.

I have to spend £1000 in one day and produce all the recipts to my parents as proof.

The wonkers know how I'm like with money. I just can't spend.. I always put my money in the bank until I need it.

Gah.

I will buy an iPod but after that I'm stuck. I need a lot of help here.


Monday 2nd November will be the day... the day on which I descend onto Ealing Broadway Shopping Centre to spend £1000.

Go me.
Tue 16/09/03 at 17:34
Posts: 11,652
RoJ wrote:
> Fot the last time, your sister IS NOT A PROSTITUTE!!

And you would know. :P
Tue 16/09/03 at 17:29
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"Not a Jew"
Posts: 7,532
Fot the last time, your sister IS NOT A PROSTITUTE!!
Tue 16/09/03 at 17:27
Posts: 11,652
Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Absolu† Neó wrote:
> I don't think hooker's give receipts...
>
> *goes to check*
>
> Which is entirely the point.

Yes they do, when i was with one, we just done what we had to do and when i woke up she had gone, but there was a little recipt on my table.

True story :D
Tue 16/09/03 at 15:57
Regular
"twothousandandtits"
Posts: 11,024
Well it's rather stupid that you have to spend it all in one day. You can't even put the money towards university?
Tue 16/09/03 at 15:04
Regular
"no longer El Blokey"
Posts: 4,471
Now that's a cool present. Well done to your parents. Buy 2 iPods and some nice headphones.
Tue 16/09/03 at 14:40
Regular
"Brownium Motion"
Posts: 4,100
Massage parlours or "lifestyle clubs". Pretty dubious terms, aren't they?
Tue 16/09/03 at 14:31
Regular
"Well hit on me..."
Posts: 1,169
They must do, how else would company directors get there money back on expenses?
Tue 16/09/03 at 14:31
Regular
"Brownium Motion"
Posts: 4,100
Rosalind wrote:
> Of course it isn't true.
>
> Why would swallowing semen give him stomach pain? It never did women
> any harm.
>
> Why would the contents of the mans stomachs be analysed for semen in
> the first place. Its not like they would be able to find it unless
> they were specifically looking for it, especially not at the sort of
> levels your talking about
>
> How would they know one sperm from another to give the 10 types your
> talking about?

Presumably they didn't just jack off into his meal - they also put some dodgy rancid meat in his meal. Which triggered the stomach pains. When they analysed what caused such a tremendous upheaval in his constitution, they found rotten meat, male sperm and some other unidentified things in it. This was quite a long time ago so I can't remember many of the details but I assure you, it is true.

There were a few arrests and charges of racial discrimination bought against the bloke.
Tue 16/09/03 at 14:23
Regular
"TheShiznit.co.uk"
Posts: 6,592
Absolu† Neó wrote:
> I don't think hooker's give receipts...
>
> *goes to check*

Which is entirely the point.
Tue 16/09/03 at 14:23
Regular
"+34 Intellect"
Posts: 21,334
Absolu† Neó wrote:
> I don't think hooker's give receipts...
>
> *goes to check*

They give reciepts, except we call them crabs.

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