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"How do you like them apples?"

Heh, this amuses me. Apparently when Ben Affleck marries J Lo, Matt Damon won't be best man. Stupid little Casey Affleck will. That made me laugh. They've been best mates since whenever. Good Will Hunting and all that. Damon must more than slightly irked.

Casey Affleck is the worst actor ever. Go on, name an actor worse than Casey Affleck. And he looks like a gerbil. I don't like Casey Affleck.

Who? Me? Nah...

Although I am marrying you to spank your cash.

You terrify me.

J Lo is marrying herself so she can spank Jim Carrey's ass.

Its Matt Damon in Ben Affleck disguise you see.

Whats really going on here is that matt damon is marrying j-lo so that he can spank her ass.

So J-Lo, a woman who has starred in numerous films and had a number of successful albums, marries someone for their money? She's more famous than him, she doesn't need his moolah.

Don't confuse me. I choose to believe Damon (who I rate as a class act) has the good sense to see through J Lo (who I don't rate). In all of this, it's important to remember that Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Damon stuff

Fake rumour.

I did not know that. How interesting. Good on Damon, he's a quality actor. I'll try and find something interesting to tell you. Erm...

Will Smith is black. There you go.

Damon isn't the best man because he doesn't WANT to be. He hates "J-Lo" because he sees her for what she is - a bitchy skank who's after Affleck's money and will dump him when said money runs out. He's tried warning Butt Face (Affleck) but he won't listen, because he likes Lopez's bum too much.

Stryke, get yer facts right! You're losing your grip on the title of "that Welsh guy who tells us stuff"