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"How do you like them apples?"

Heh, this amuses me. Apparently when Ben Affleck marries J Lo, Matt Damon won't be best man. Stupid little Casey Affleck will. That made me laugh. They've been best mates since whenever. Good Will Hunting and all that. Damon must more than slightly irked.

Casey Affleck is the worst actor ever. Go on, name an actor worse than Casey Affleck. And he looks like a gerbil. I don't like Casey Affleck.

Haha.

Blank wrote:
> What is this mysterious snack you keep advertising?

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Heh, I'd love to see an advert for that. Normal middle-class family:

Dad: "What a hard day at work, I could do with filling up."

Mum: "Don't worry honey, I've got something to put in you!"

Dad: "Darling! The kids are still around!"

Mum: "No, it's GAY BAR, the new snack food from Cadburys."

Kid #1: "It's so chocolately."

Kid #2: "I like the creaminess."

Later on...

Dad: "Mmm, that Gay Bar hit the spot. Whats for dinner, sweetheart?"

Mum: "Faggots."

I was going to use the lotion to soothe the pain of a red raw smacked bottom.

I prefer the noise without the use of lotion.

Blank wrote:
> I'll spank my own ass, if it's all the same to you lot.

Och, i had lotion and everything.

What is this mysterious snack you keep advertising?

Gay bar, gay bar.

I'll spank my own ass, if it's all the same to you lot.

We gonna get all gay again? Yeah, you know you want it.

Im going to marry myself so that i can spank Blank's ass.