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"How do you like them apples?"

Heh, this amuses me. Apparently when Ben Affleck marries J Lo, Matt Damon won't be best man. Stupid little Casey Affleck will. That made me laugh. They've been best mates since whenever. Good Will Hunting and all that. Damon must more than slightly irked.

Casey Affleck is the worst actor ever. Go on, name an actor worse than Casey Affleck. And he looks like a gerbil. I don't like Casey Affleck.

i downloaded the Lopez/Affleck episode (stealing is wrong kids! :) ) and it was pretty funny...
i love the concept of a ventriloquised (is that a word?? tis now! :) ) singing hand getting signed (bet Keith Harris wishes he'd thought of
that :) )
the hand-job bit was a highlight though, simply because cartman retains his "the hand is a seperate entity" standpoint.. class! :)

C4 were showing the odd SP episode until recently, don't know about Sky One, but we're still a few series behind.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> And the South Park episode with them in was great, Lopez ended up
> working in a fast food joint, and Affleck got one teased out by
> Cartman (I'm not making this up!)

i can feel a trip to kazaa coming on..
is south park on sky or channel 4 at all ever anymore??

"So J-Lo, a woman who has starred in numerous films and had a number of successful albums, marries someone for their money? She's more famous than him, she doesn't need his moolah."

Why spend your own money when you can spend his? She's a ho.

And the South Park episode with them in was great, Lopez ended up working in a fast food joint, and Affleck got one teased out by Cartman (I'm not making this up!)

"Man asks brother to be best man shocker - footage at 11"

J-Lo and Ben Affleck are apparantly in a new episode of South Park, they refused to do their own voices though... so the folks at South Park got their own back by entitling the episode "fat-ass and pancake face"
bit of class :)

Genius.

Browneye could be a special edition Gay Bar. Like Boost Guarana, or whatever it's called. It could have....bits of sweetcorn and stuff. Raisins maybe. Or ricins for the WMD edition.

I think we're onto a winner here. If only the words browneye, part 'em and smooth ride could be worked in, it'd be the best advert ever. Although the nuclear war lyric could spark it's own campaign, maybe with a bit of 2dtv dialogue.

"Bored of the same old WOMD? Chemical weapons stretching the budget? Anthrax playing hell with your allergies? We at Browneye Inc. have the solution for you. Just ask our satisfied customer, Dubya.."

"Generals! I've got an idea! Let's start a war."
"Sir, you just had a war, and you didn't even finish that one."
"No, let's start a nuclear war."
"Sir, you can't be serious. No one buys American anymore."
"God Bless The Queen."
"Hush Tony."

"It's rock solid!"

"Crunchy on the outside, smooth on the inside. That's how I like it"

"I know you do darling"

"Let's start a nuclear war"

"...what?"