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Goatboy secures a date for tomorrow with nice, shiny new lady.
6ft tall, enormous conkers and the huskiest voice since Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"

And it will kick off, after a few drinks, with going down to the Thames and throwing stones at David Blaine.
See if I can hit that nappy-wearing meatsack dangling in a box.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I bet she has bigger conkers than Goaty.
>
> Tell me, does she shave her upper lip more than your average woman?
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Well I had considered having loads of man-friends over for a barbeque and having them strip for photees, but nah, I'm off out to play.
And she's no bloke, trust me.

To prove he can?

It seems more then a little pointless to me. His advert says that after a week or two his body will start living off his body fat, which explains why he is looking more then a little porky in comparison to a year back.

P.S. it’s buried.

Good on ya goaty.

Im going to watch David Blaine get berried live tonight, it's 43? 48? days he is being berried for aint it?

Gon know why he would want to do it.

I bet she has bigger conkers than Goaty.

Tell me, does she shave her upper lip more than your average woman?

Big Conker's eh?

"6ft tall, enormous conkers and the huskiest voice since Kathleen Turner"

Can you say "she-male"?

If that's your sort of thing, Thailand is definitely for you. You'd shoot your self just looking around the airport, so many he/shes.

lol throw a stone at his water pipe, break it and see the stupid man die.

mwahahahaha

Rosalind wrote:
> I know your only going out with her cause you can't have me.
>
> *sob sob*
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Exactly.
Besides, I wouldn't want to sully you with cheap sex, zero interest in your work life and a careless abandon to hedonistic lifestyle.

No, the policewoman is an ex.
And he starts tonight apparently.
Either stones or a catapult with some gummi bears. Fire them up and make them stick on the box.

I know your only going out with her cause you can't have me.

*sob sob*