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Goatboy secures a date for tomorrow with nice, shiny new lady.
6ft tall, enormous conkers and the huskiest voice since Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"

And it will kick off, after a few drinks, with going down to the Thames and throwing stones at David Blaine.
See if I can hit that nappy-wearing meatsack dangling in a box.

Your a cold man Goatboy.

Maybe they were the 7 that got your really drunk, and then took advantage. What with you being such a delicate flower and all.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Go on the name then all, you put yourself up to the challenge, you do
> it.
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I've tried, and off the top of my head I can't.
I know there has been a total of 21, but I can only name 14 of them.
I'd have to check when I got home.
Christ...I've forgotten the names of 7 women I've shagged....I dont know if that's a good thing or a bad thing....

MoJoJoJo wrote:

> You do realise that's called date rape, and is, in fact, illegal?


Anything to get the cuffs out Mojojojo aye.

Goatboy wrote:
whacking off to Blue Peter's Connie

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Is she the one with the dark hair? I'd have her.


"But she will be mine, they always are in the end"

You do realise that's called date rape, and is, in fact, illegal?

Goatboy wrote:

> I bet I can name more Saturday nights spent with no-tails than you
> can count the number of times whacking off to Blue Peter's Connie

Go on the name then all, you put yourself up to the challenge, you do it.

Goatboy wrote:
> I bet I can name more Saturday nights spent with no-tails than you
> can count the number of times whacking off to Blue Peter's Connie

Now that’s just wrong. The Blue Peter pets are old, and deserve our respect!

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Seriously though, I hope you manage to get your creaking body into
> bed with her - Clint Eastwood style.
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Nope, a mate is coming over for junk food, movies, video games and man fun.
This is just an afternoon/early evening thing.
For now.
But she will be mine, they always are in the end

Hope Blaine isn't afraid of projectiles screaming past his box

Is there cameras in the box to monitor him?
Just to make sure he doesnt die or anything?

That would be good in a way, but the he cant, ya know, please himself :D

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Oh ye, your average saturday night then goatboy eh?


I bet I can name more Saturday nights spent with no-tails than you can count the number of times whacking off to Blue Peter's Connie