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Goatboy secures a date for tomorrow with nice, shiny new lady.
6ft tall, enormous conkers and the huskiest voice since Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"

And it will kick off, after a few drinks, with going down to the Thames and throwing stones at David Blaine.
See if I can hit that nappy-wearing meatsack dangling in a box.

Rosalind wrote:
> Alec wrote:
>
> when he gets out he will have to be in hospital for at least a month
> he says.
>
> Bloody better not be on the NHS

heh.

"And she's no bloke, trust me."

You'd be amazed what a few grand spent on cosmetic surgery can do.

Seriously though, I hope you manage to get your creaking body into bed with her - Clint Eastwood style.

Belldandy wrote:
> I thought he was being suspended in a box over the Thames, not buried
> ? Someone please tell me Robin has gotten mixed up ?

yeah that's what i thought but i wasn't gonna argue...

*rings*

A bell ay ay ay, a BELL.

Clear plastic box (except for condensation periods *cough cough slip out back cough cough*) suspended in the air.

Also a lot of talk from "insiders" that the box will fall into the Thames around the 30-day mark, for him to re-appear a couple of days later feigning confusion and delerium.
He's a showman. Damn good one, but a showman.

Robin is mixed up, Bell.

Alec wrote:

> when he gets out he will have to be in hospital for at least a month
> he says.

Bloody better not be on the NHS

Goatboy wrote:

> Well I had considered having loads of man-friends over for a barbeque
> and having them strip for photees

Oh ye, your average saturday night then goatboy eh?

I thought he was being suspended in a box over the Thames, not buried ? Someone please tell me Robin has gotten mixed up ?

Yeah he ahd to put of weight otherwise he would have died (darnit) but when he gets out he will have to be in hospital for at least a month he says.