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1. Terry, a great chocoholic goes to Tesco and selects £9.50 worth of mars bars from the confectionary display. He queues at the checkout, however the queues are huge and he decides he is in a hurry, walks to the front of the queue, leaves £10 on the till and walks out of the shop. He does not speak to the checkout operator who only notices him as he leaves the building. In these circumstances is Terry guilty of theft?
A) Yes – even the willingness to pay for the chocolate does not negate liability for the offence.
B) Yes – he dishonestly appropriates the chocolate when he walks past the checkout.
C) No – he has not appropriated the chocolate within the meaning of the theft Act 1968
D) No – he has not acted dishonestly in these circumstances.
2. Belldandy, a local mischievous miscreant decides to go for an afternoon shoplifting session. He walks into his local supermarket with the intention of stealing a bottle of Toilet Duck to go with his dinner. He locates said item, removes it from the shelf and discreetly slips it into his purple flairs. He then quietly struts out whilst combing his quaff.
At what point does Bell commit theft?
A) When he enters the supermarket.
B) When he lifts the bottle off the shelf.
C) When he hides the bottle.
D) When he struts out of the shop without paying.
Go on, give em a go.
At which point does this become a kinky porno movie?
A - The moment Myst stole said items
B - When _Bloke tries (note the word tries) to take said items back
C - I've been naked for 20 min, you're only just catching up?!
D - Shake it baby
E - Say, it's getting hot in here....
BANDD
:op
(Moron)
*Cries*
YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!
*Smacks her head against the wall*
its getting hot in herrrrrrrrrre...
it gets kinky when said items are used
> No, I was talking to YOU.
******
(MORON!)
Waaaaaaaaa
Ok, just check my original reply before my brain went postal at me.
2) When he puts it in his pants - that's a crime against humanity.