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44 days is indeed a long time, but still, it could be more impressive. Like, he could have to balance a pringle on his tounge the whole time or...food could be on the table but it's wired up to electrocute him if he touches it (240V) or every day someone smashes a cherry pie into his face whilst someone makes sure his tounge doesn't come out to take a sneeky taste. THAT would be more interesting, watching someone not eat is DULL. As is watching someone freeze their ass off/standing like an ass on a big pole.
I propose he avoids going to toilet for 44 days......."THATS MAGIC"
I actually felt sorry for Mr Holmes.
*hugs him*
> I dont see the point in his little stunts at all.
It's so people can say "ooooooohh he's AMAZING" and for him to think he can then get laid more.
Scene - In A Bar
David: Hi, I went for 44 days without food. Let's go at it.
Woman: No way, your skinny as hell.
> I propose he avoids going to toilet for 44 days......."THATS
> MAGIC"
Well apparently I am magic then.
When I was younger I didn't go poo poo for like 3 months. The pain when I actually done it was so immense that I had my Mum holding my hand as I screamed.
And my bumhole is no larger.
THAT's magic.
44 days is indeed a long time, but still, it could be more impressive. Like, he could have to balance a pringle on his tounge the whole time or...food could be on the table but it's wired up to electrocute him if he touches it (240V) or every day someone smashes a cherry pie into his face whilst someone makes sure his tounge doesn't come out to take a sneeky taste. THAT would be more interesting, watching someone not eat is DULL. As is watching someone freeze their ass off/standing like an ass on a big pole.
I propose he avoids going to toilet for 44 days......."THATS MAGIC"