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"David Blaine"

To prove he's such a hard ass, our david is gonna go 44 days without food -just water.

44 days is indeed a long time, but still, it could be more impressive. Like, he could have to balance a pringle on his tounge the whole time or...food could be on the table but it's wired up to electrocute him if he touches it (240V) or every day someone smashes a cherry pie into his face whilst someone makes sure his tounge doesn't come out to take a sneeky taste. THAT would be more interesting, watching someone not eat is DULL. As is watching someone freeze their ass off/standing like an ass on a big pole.

I propose he avoids going to toilet for 44 days......."THATS MAGIC"

We all know that when he's "sleeping, they'll loop any cameras watching him, feed him, then let him go to lep again before makingthe cameras record again.

Well, I know this.

Mess wrote:
> Whatever happened about Derren Brown playing Russian Roulette live on
> TV?

When and where was this?

Whatever happened about Derren Brown playing Russian Roulette live on TV?

SHEEPY wrote:
> He looks fat in the advert
>
> Maybe that's what influenced his new stunt

I think he could put on the weight so that he would survive. If he was normal weight he would become too skinny.

He looks fat in the advert

Maybe that's what influenced his new stunt

I still reckon that he only lives in boxes, ice and up poles because he can't afford proper housing. That's why he's not eating either - he's nothing more than your common pikey. Watch your pockets when he's around.

I very much doubt him dying, unfortunately. He'll be in great shape because there must be some drink out there that can give most of what food gives. Or he could just eat when the cameramen take a break.

Vincent Vega wrote:
> If i was his best friend i wouldn't want to know either.

Oh, he's heard that one.

He is an idiot really, he will die for sure. It isn't heroic or magic, it is stupid.

Goatboy wrote:
> Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> When I was younger I didn't go poo poo for like 3 months. The pain
> when I actually done it was so immense that I had my Mum holding my
> hand as I screamed.
> And my bumhole is no larger.
> ---
>
> And I bet not even your best friend knows this about you.
> Thanks for sharing.

If i was his best friend i wouldn't want to know either.

'Hey.'
'Hey.'
'Did you no i didn't go for a dump for about 3 months, then when i did go it was really painful. But amazingly my bum hole is no larger. Want to see.
'Not really.'*Runs off*