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"David Blaine"

To prove he's such a hard ass, our david is gonna go 44 days without food -just water.

44 days is indeed a long time, but still, it could be more impressive. Like, he could have to balance a pringle on his tounge the whole time or...food could be on the table but it's wired up to electrocute him if he touches it (240V) or every day someone smashes a cherry pie into his face whilst someone makes sure his tounge doesn't come out to take a sneeky taste. THAT would be more interesting, watching someone not eat is DULL. As is watching someone freeze their ass off/standing like an ass on a big pole.

I propose he avoids going to toilet for 44 days......."THATS MAGIC"

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> When I was younger I didn't go poo poo for like 3 months. The pain
> when I actually done it was so immense that I had my Mum holding my
> hand as I screamed.
> And my bumhole is no larger.
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And I bet not even your best friend knows this about you.
Thanks for sharing.

He actually said that he would rather die than fail. That just makes him a bigger ass.

i used to think david blaine was cool, now I think he is just a slow-talking brainless attention seeker

true story

What kind of drink as muti-vit drinks might supply what he would get from food, well help supply some of the goodness he would get from everyday food.

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Is it possible he could be on the verge of death going without food
> for 44 days or not?

He wont be on the verge of death, but he will be in pretty bad shape.

mikelar wrote:
> To prove he's such a hard ass, our david is gonna go 44 days without
> food -just water.

> He could have to balance a pringle on his tounge
> the whole time.

Actually if it was the same Pringle all the time it would dissolve in his saliva at the end of his tongue, so he would get the food juices from it.

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Is it possible he could be on the verge of death going without food
> for 44 days or not?

Not at all, if he even looks remotely unwell, i bet 100 medics will rush in and pump him fell of lovely nutrients.

Then he'll be hailed a hero in....."the sun" newspaper.

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Dark Mark™ wrote:
> "being a complete and utter ass who should be
> fired from a canon straight into the sun".
>
> You know, he'd probably do that.

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He should, though knowing him he'd probably come back. :S

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> "being a complete and utter ass who should be
> fired from a canon straight into the sun".

You know, he'd probably do that.

Is it possible he could be on the verge of death going without food for 44 days or not?

No, it was called "being a complete and utter ass who should be fired from a canon straight into the sun".