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"Dear God..."

What would you say if you could write a letter to God?

Ant wrote:
> Chicken came first because God created it. Then chicken laid eggs.

Nothing, because we cannot begin to comprehend God. He doesn't 'exist' within the same rules as us.

We can however comprehend the chicken...God created it, and then it laid eggs.

But what created God so that he could create the chicken?!

Chicken came first because God created it. Then chicken laid eggs. {:)

Easy. {:)

Dear God

Please tell me why the hell I am writing this letter. Don't reply if you don't exist!
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That's what I'd write

P@st@ wrote:
> Firebrand wrote:
> Memorandum! wrote:
> Well, it was obviously the egg, since dinosaurs were laying eggs
> long
> before the evolution of chickens. Duh.
>
> And fish were laying eggs millions of years before them...
>
> So your telling me that chickens are direct decendants of fish.

Most land based animals ARE direct descendants of fish. However, Chickens are descendants of much older birds, who evolved over millions of years. For example, if it was from a black bird, they went through several stages of grey until eventually it became white.

It's the same with everything. Nothing is the same as it was 100 million years ago. Except maybe Nessie.

That's what should be in the letter.

Absolutely.

Firebrand wrote:
>
> Essentially, we're all descendents of mud.

So does that mean women mudfighting should be more common?

The egg came first.

:)