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"Quitting"

I am quitting my job at the restaurant tonight because I get treated like crap by my boss and because I get paid to work until 11pm but often am there until midnight doing menial work. Plus when I get back to college I don't want a late night job as well as all my work.

So I want a way to quit in style. I was thinking on smashing a load of stuff 'by accident' and getting fired, then using the uttermost cliché line, "You can't fire me, I quit!".

Anyway if you have any funny ways I can quit I would like to hear them. I'm going to work at 5 so post them quickly!

Oh, right. Try what you said then. How about setting fire to the place, or is that too extreme?

Sleep with the boss’s daughter in the broom cupboard.

Spill something on a customer, (I am going out for dinner today, so if you see a stunningly attractive guy with 3 other people, don’t spill anything on him!)

I don't make her coffee, I just clean the coffee cup.

They will pay me either way for the night, thats not an issue, its just going out with a bang.

Don't try smashing things - they may report you for criminal damage.

How about p*ssing in your bosses coffee?

Get fired. They still have to pay you. ;)

I am quitting my job at the restaurant tonight because I get treated like crap by my boss and because I get paid to work until 11pm but often am there until midnight doing menial work. Plus when I get back to college I don't want a late night job as well as all my work.

So I want a way to quit in style. I was thinking on smashing a load of stuff 'by accident' and getting fired, then using the uttermost cliché line, "You can't fire me, I quit!".

Anyway if you have any funny ways I can quit I would like to hear them. I'm going to work at 5 so post them quickly!