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"Quitting"

I am quitting my job at the restaurant tonight because I get treated like crap by my boss and because I get paid to work until 11pm but often am there until midnight doing menial work. Plus when I get back to college I don't want a late night job as well as all my work.

So I want a way to quit in style. I was thinking on smashing a load of stuff 'by accident' and getting fired, then using the uttermost cliché line, "You can't fire me, I quit!".

Anyway if you have any funny ways I can quit I would like to hear them. I'm going to work at 5 so post them quickly!

If only I had known earlier, I would of took a spare 50p and gone down to the phone box and made a rervation for 10.

DAMN, Oh well, 50p saved.

Kyz wrote:
> I don't make her coffee, I just clean the coffee cup.
>
> They will pay me either way for the night, thats not an issue, its
> just going out with a bang.

force feed the boss a granade

Get some rats and set them lose in the back room then call the hygiene people.

Have a dump in a burger as well and serve it to a customer.

Its too late now.

gool ol' days!

Did you get my booking? Can't remember what name I gave (Griffin, I think!) but I booked for 8 people.

I didn't know the number