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"Quitting"

I am quitting my job at the restaurant tonight because I get treated like crap by my boss and because I get paid to work until 11pm but often am there until midnight doing menial work. Plus when I get back to college I don't want a late night job as well as all my work.

So I want a way to quit in style. I was thinking on smashing a load of stuff 'by accident' and getting fired, then using the uttermost cliché line, "You can't fire me, I quit!".

Anyway if you have any funny ways I can quit I would like to hear them. I'm going to work at 5 so post them quickly!

Cool

Walk out at 11... if they make you stay, just quit there.

I would walk out but I get paid at the very end of the night when it is all shut and stuff. I want my pay for the night!

My mate used to work in a take away place. When he was about to quit he told me that he spat in the food as revenge. I didn't even bother explaining how stupid that was to him.

I advise trying to get them in trouble with the food hygeine place. If you cant work there, then nobody will!

Put your finger on an oven thing then complain the rest of the night how much it hurts and how all you can do is sit down... Although that would just make people annoyed.

If you do something bad then you've got no chance of a reference from them.

Plus when you go for another job your P45 shows you had a previous job, and if you can't list it on your CV 'cause the boss will give you a crap reference then it is going to look bad, kinda "hmm, why did he leave?" type thing....

"He cleaned the dishes"

What a reference!

Oh jee thanks for spoiling my post. I'm sad now... I'm going to cry on the corner.

*cries on the corner*

Great! now my ass hurts 'cause i'm ON the corner... I meant to say in...

*cries even more on the corner*

DAMMIT!