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"A warning"

I am hungover, haven't been to sleep yet and now at work 30 mins late.
I need coffee, cigarettes, a shower and some deodorant. Instead I have machine tea, 2 crumpled Marlboros and the remains of what appears to be a salt-beef bagel from Brick Lane in my coat pocket.

Don't start posting mongy rubbish or I will try and kill you using my mind gun.

*tries to make himself feel better*

... at least when you live with a girl (er ... woman!) you don't have to spend money taking her out all the time ... just on the gas bill, the electricity bill, her mobile bill etc.

*fails miserably, again*

I've got some friends who need servicing Goatboy.

Will you do the honour?

I'll pay you an hourly rate of 50p, plus you'll get health cover and a 'no pregnacy bonus'.

Goatboy related children however are your own responsibility.

Goatboy wrote:
> No need, I'm perfectly aware that I'm a manwhore.
> But I dont care.

I didn't imagine for one minute that you did.

*folds arms grumpily and tries not to feel jealous*

*fails miserably*

No need, I'm perfectly aware that I'm a manwhore.
But I dont care.

By the way: I should've put a ;-D at the end of that last post ...

Goatboy wrote:
> Um...she's not my girlfriend.

You slaaaaag!

Bah.

gamezfreak wrote:
> Brag about what? The size of your manhood?
>
> *looks*

ergh. discusting!

:D

gamezfreak wrote:
> Brag about what?
******
Stab in the dark is this but....
He nailed some bird last night and you didnt't.

;)

Brag about what? The size of your manhood?

*runs*