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"A warning"

I am hungover, haven't been to sleep yet and now at work 30 mins late.
I need coffee, cigarettes, a shower and some deodorant. Instead I have machine tea, 2 crumpled Marlboros and the remains of what appears to be a salt-beef bagel from Brick Lane in my coat pocket.

Don't start posting mongy rubbish or I will try and kill you using my mind gun.

Unbeliever wrote:
> Or so he'd have us believe.
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Trust me, if someone spoke as I did, I wouldn't believe them either.
But hey, at the end of the day I'm not trying to convince anyone.
Just doint what every man has as his duty to do.
Brag.

Unbeliever wrote:
> I got all the drinks in last night for a girl. But she's a lightweight
> - she only had three pints.

thats a keeper ;D

I got all the drinks in last night for a girl. But she's a lightweight - she only had three pints.

P@st@ wrote:
>
> I want chivelry to be dead.

It is. Welcome to my world. :)

Picture the scene -

I came back from greece with 4000 smokes (trying not to look guilty all the way through customs) My then girlfriend (now ex) decided to nab most of them.

7 weeks. Thats all they lasted.

Because they're women :)

Goatboy wrote:
> 20 Marlboros.

Are you mad? Buying girls a pack of fags is the worst things ya can do.

She'll ring you up tomorow and ask for more. MORE.

They're always wanting stuff - why is that?

Goatboy wrote:
> Bloody wasn't free.
> Cost me a few pints, a curry and 20 Marlboros.
> She got the cab though.

Free for meee :P

Awwwww.

Hate that about women. I currently earn less than my girlfriend (her being a 'graduate' and me being an 'apprentice'.

Yet I strill seem to pay for all her drinks.

I want chivelry to be dead.

Bloody wasn't free.
Cost me a few pints, a curry and 20 Marlboros.
She got the cab though.