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"A warning"

I am hungover, haven't been to sleep yet and now at work 30 mins late.
I need coffee, cigarettes, a shower and some deodorant. Instead I have machine tea, 2 crumpled Marlboros and the remains of what appears to be a salt-beef bagel from Brick Lane in my coat pocket.

Don't start posting mongy rubbish or I will try and kill you using my mind gun.

monkey_man wrote:
> Heeeeeey, you made out like you got some.

Well I did

You probably drunkenly misinterprated what she was saying :D

Girl - "Baby I want becks"
SHEEPY - "Oh....hic....my"

Heeeeeey, you made out like you got some.

I was better than Goatboy last night

Although I never had sex but was told in so many words that she wanted it

CHA-MON

I wish i was Goatboy.

Sometimes.

You stud you.
*Swoons*

"no pain, no gain"

its quite obvious that this is going to happen many times, so next friday afternoon ignore work and think of a plan for the day after as to how you can go through the day etc. it will help for all the times that this happens again.

*notice i had a bad night (lack-of-sleepwise) not last but the night before and i was babbling incohearantly(sp)

i wish i had thought of the plan that would have saved me for the rest of the day. something that you have an advantage with, is that if you have the chance to sleep-in you can. i on the other hand find it physically impossible to sleep-in. the latest ive ever slept to is 9:35. this is absolutely rediculous yet no matter how late, i always get up at around 8. my body sucks.

Ok, feeling like death now.
Had about 5 cans of coke to replenish sugar, plus water.
I just want a bacon sandwich, shower and sleep now.
Don't get me wrong, I'll do it again, but right now is that "why did I not stop drinking when I realised I was hammered?" phase.
I don't know whether to throw up or let the world fall out my ass...

*lays head on folded arms on desk*

On the plus side though, goddamn was she energetic.
Rock and roll.

That's the worst feeling ever. Going to work having not slept, not washed and feeling hungover, then realising you have an 8 hour day in front of you.

That used to be every Satuday for me, I had to face customers like that though.

buy her an electric hair razer for her birthday

*WARNING- prepare to be cloated round the head.

use disposables...