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I need coffee, cigarettes, a shower and some deodorant. Instead I have machine tea, 2 crumpled Marlboros and the remains of what appears to be a salt-beef bagel from Brick Lane in my coat pocket.
Don't start posting mongy rubbish or I will try and kill you using my mind gun.
> Picture the scene -
>
> I came back from greece with 4000 smokes (trying not to look guilty
> all the way through customs) My then girlfriend (now ex) decided to
> nab most of them.
>
> 7 weeks. Thats all they lasted.
A smoker can make 'em last THAT long. Argh, I hate bloody smokers :|
>
> Er......I need some coke
> *wanders off to kitchen^
(sniff sniff)
And I thought that was a cliche about marketing types :D
> I was better than Goatboy last night
>
> Although I never had sex but was told in so many words that she wanted
> it
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Riiight, I'm confused as well now.
*scratches head* But then I am very, very tired.
I went out. Drank, ate a curry and a salt-beef bagel, then was up until roughly 6am having sex with this woman.
You were told, in not so many words, that she wanted it. But she left.
Er......I need some coke
*wanders off to kitchen^
For people who are Y.A.K
*points*
Need more caffeine,
> Although I never had sex but was told in so many words that she wanted
> it
monkey_man wrote:
> Heeeeeey, you made out like you got some.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Well I did
I'm confused - I must need a drink!
> You probably drunkenly misinterprated what she was saying :D
>
> Girl - "Baby I want becks"
> SHEEPY - "Oh....hic....my"
She said "Sheepy hand me that shandy"
Sheepy's brain was thinking "Sheepy want woman love"
Sheepy heard "Sheepy do you want a hand shandy?"