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Today a funny(ish) thing happened to me and Vanessa Felts - that talk show host who was in celebrity Big Brother once.
Some clues:
Beans
Cheese
Spaghetti
Wine Gums
Water
Whisky
Romantic meal for 2
Freezer
Old man
Mushroom soup
Radio
Work
Can you guess what the story is? It inclued ALL of those things. And yes - Vanessa knows about it, its not somthing like "It looks like her" or "She also likes it." It invloved her.
Person with the best bet wins a signed copy of TGMbloke - The Queen Cover Album which only 2 copies of exist (The other will be autioned on EBay soon)
Honest.
GO! GO! GO! Remmemeber - must include all of the above listed things. And that CD could be worth a lot of dosh one day! Never know!
Some clues:
Beans
Cheese
Spaghetti
Wine Gums
Water
Whisky
Romantic meal for 2
Freezer
Old man
Mushroom soup
Radio
Work
Can you guess what the story is? It inclued ALL of those things. And yes - Vanessa knows about it, its not somthing like "It looks like her" or "She also likes it." It invloved her.
Person with the best bet wins a signed copy of TGMbloke - The Queen Cover Album which only 2 copies of exist (The other will be autioned on EBay soon)
Honest.
GO! GO! GO! Remmemeber - must include all of the above listed things. And that CD could be worth a lot of dosh one day! Never know!
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> Vanessa had just finished her WORK at the RADIO station. Outside the radio station was a weird little boy called TGM. After Vanessa
> came out, an OLD MAN offered her the last of his CHEESE and MUSHROOM
> SOUP. A small weird little boy called TGM was jealous because he wanted soup. Van hesitated, and the old man actually dropped the soup on the
> floor. Vanessa apolgized, and felt it was her fault. A small, weird little boy name dTGM proceeded tro lick the soup up off the ground. She went into a
> shop and looked in the FREEZER for a drink for the man, but he didn't
> want a drink.
> "How can i repay you, then?"
> "How about a ROMANTIC MEAL FOR 2?"
> Seeing she had knocked the old man's soup away, she had to accept.
> "See you at the Italian Piazza at 7:00."
> The old man was very excited, and went there straight away to wait for
> Vanessa. he ordered some SPAGHETTI for 2 at 6:55, awaiting Vanessa.
> However, Vanessa was side tracked. She had been busy promoting WINE
> GUMS in her latest cry for attention from the media, and she was on
> her way to the restaurant by 7:10. She had eaten a lot of BEANS at
> lunchtime, which was slowing her down.
> The old man. however, was a little downtrodden. he thought shed never
> show. He started to order some WHISKY.
> There was WATER all along the pavement where Vanessa was walking.
> Suddenly, she slipped, and the beans caught up with her. In mid-air,
> she let out a series of farts, and was so embarassed, she ran home
> quickly and shut herself in.
> The old man got wrecked and jumped off a bridge.
>
>
> The end.
> came out, an OLD MAN offered her the last of his CHEESE and MUSHROOM
> SOUP. A small weird little boy called TGM was jealous because he wanted soup. Van hesitated, and the old man actually dropped the soup on the
> floor. Vanessa apolgized, and felt it was her fault. A small, weird little boy name dTGM proceeded tro lick the soup up off the ground. She went into a
> shop and looked in the FREEZER for a drink for the man, but he didn't
> want a drink.
> "How can i repay you, then?"
> "How about a ROMANTIC MEAL FOR 2?"
> Seeing she had knocked the old man's soup away, she had to accept.
> "See you at the Italian Piazza at 7:00."
> The old man was very excited, and went there straight away to wait for
> Vanessa. he ordered some SPAGHETTI for 2 at 6:55, awaiting Vanessa.
> However, Vanessa was side tracked. She had been busy promoting WINE
> GUMS in her latest cry for attention from the media, and she was on
> her way to the restaurant by 7:10. She had eaten a lot of BEANS at
> lunchtime, which was slowing her down.
> The old man. however, was a little downtrodden. he thought shed never
> show. He started to order some WHISKY.
> There was WATER all along the pavement where Vanessa was walking.
> Suddenly, she slipped, and the beans caught up with her. In mid-air,
> she let out a series of farts, and was so embarassed, she ran home
> quickly and shut herself in.
> The old man got wrecked and jumped off a bridge.
>
>
> The end.
I'll kill you!!!
Time to make a few changes.
Time to make a few changes.
Vanessa had just finished her WORK at the RADIO station. After she came out, an OLD MAN offered her the last of his CHEESE and MUSHROOM SOUP. She hesitated, and the old man actually dropped the soup on the floor. Vanessa apolgized, and felt it was her fault. She went into a shop and looked in the FREEZER for a drink for the man, but he didn't want a drink.
"How can i repay you, then?"
"How about a ROMANTIC MEAL FOR 2?"
Seeing she had knocked the old man's soup away, she had to accept.
"See you at the Italian Piazza at 7:00."
The old man was very excited, and went there straight away to wait for Vanessa. he ordered some SPAGHETTI for 2 at 6:55, awaiting Vanessa.
However, Vanessa was side tracked. She had been busy promoting WINE GUMS in her latest cry for attention from the media, and she was on her way to the restaurant by 7:10. She had eaten a lot of BEANS at lunchtime, which was slowing her down.
The old man. however, was a little downtrodden. he thought shed never show. He started to order some WHISKY.
There was WATER all along the pavement where Vanessa was walking. Suddenly, she slipped, and the beans caught up with her. In mid-air, she let out a series of farts, and was so embarassed, she ran home quickly and shut herself in.
The old man got wrecked and jumped off a bridge.
The end.
"How can i repay you, then?"
"How about a ROMANTIC MEAL FOR 2?"
Seeing she had knocked the old man's soup away, she had to accept.
"See you at the Italian Piazza at 7:00."
The old man was very excited, and went there straight away to wait for Vanessa. he ordered some SPAGHETTI for 2 at 6:55, awaiting Vanessa.
However, Vanessa was side tracked. She had been busy promoting WINE GUMS in her latest cry for attention from the media, and she was on her way to the restaurant by 7:10. She had eaten a lot of BEANS at lunchtime, which was slowing her down.
The old man. however, was a little downtrodden. he thought shed never show. He started to order some WHISKY.
There was WATER all along the pavement where Vanessa was walking. Suddenly, she slipped, and the beans caught up with her. In mid-air, she let out a series of farts, and was so embarassed, she ran home quickly and shut herself in.
The old man got wrecked and jumped off a bridge.
The end.
please no-one else enter i never win anything. :c(
woohoo do i really get a prize if i win?
You made her a tea of beans and cheese on toast with a side helping of spaghetti. Then, when she wasn't totally full you decided to fill here with wine gums. She felt so ill that you gave her some water and brandy to wash her food down. You kept giving her brandy until you had the idea of sending her to a romantic dinner with an old man selling freezers. Here they ate mushroom soup whilst you went and presented her radion show.
You got into her good books by giving her the sweets and stuff, got her hammered on the whisky, sent her off for a romantic meal with some other drunkard off the street, then got to present her radio show when she was 'otherwise engaged'?
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