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"Vanessa Felts, old men, mushroom soup, beans, cheese and wine gums. Oh, and me."

Today a funny(ish) thing happened to me and Vanessa Felts - that talk show host who was in celebrity Big Brother once.

Some clues:

Beans
Cheese
Spaghetti
Wine Gums
Water
Whisky
Romantic meal for 2
Freezer
Old man
Mushroom soup
Radio
Work


Can you guess what the story is? It inclued ALL of those things. And yes - Vanessa knows about it, its not somthing like "It looks like her" or "She also likes it." It invloved her.

Person with the best bet wins a signed copy of TGMbloke - The Queen Cover Album which only 2 copies of exist (The other will be autioned on EBay soon)

Honest.

GO! GO! GO! Remmemeber - must include all of the above listed things. And that CD could be worth a lot of dosh one day! Never know!

But nothing can surely topple the humour of mine.

Bye all, I'll check in the morning to confirm that u've won.

Also, I'll be donating my CD to another member if I win, so don't go sending it or anything. Whatever, just if i win make sure for me to post first.

which of mine was mopre accurate? no1 or no2?

So TGM - keep us posted on whos winning eahc category.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

It's not my fault I'm so unbelievably superior and funnier than all of you. :-)

yeah me too, oh well worth a try.

I still win methinks.

Vaneesa, after work one day, returns to her small home and has a simple dinner of beans and cheese on toast. When this is over, she sits st the kitchen table, with some whisky and wine gums for comfort reading the paper.

Half an hour later, and old man comes to the door. When she hears the bell ring, as she want no-one to see her 'bad habits' she hides the whisky and wine gums in the freezer. It turns out to only be an old man at the door, wanting a glass of water and some mushroom soup. Vanessa lets him in and makes him some soup. Whilst cooking, she cannot resist the temptation, as it's food, to go and join him, and very soon it has turned into a romantic dinner for two. She gets the whisk back out and they both get hammered and end up sleeping together, although in the morning the old man mysteriously finds himself knocked out of bed onto the floor.

It is because of he hangover and last nights antics, that Vanessa does not og to work and TGM takes over.

I think the funniest should win. Not the most accurate.

Accurate is boring.

Am I still winning?

can i have a clue are you the old man?