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"Vanessa Felts, old men, mushroom soup, beans, cheese and wine gums. Oh, and me."

Today a funny(ish) thing happened to me and Vanessa Felts - that talk show host who was in celebrity Big Brother once.

Some clues:

Beans
Cheese
Spaghetti
Wine Gums
Water
Whisky
Romantic meal for 2
Freezer
Old man
Mushroom soup
Radio
Work


Can you guess what the story is? It inclued ALL of those things. And yes - Vanessa knows about it, its not somthing like "It looks like her" or "She also likes it." It invloved her.

Person with the best bet wins a signed copy of TGMbloke - The Queen Cover Album which only 2 copies of exist (The other will be autioned on EBay soon)

Honest.

GO! GO! GO! Remmemeber - must include all of the above listed things. And that CD could be worth a lot of dosh one day! Never know!

Put mine up for auction on eBay and give the money to charity.

Wha?

I don't want it! I just did that as a joke! Give it to Black Demon.

Hooray!

I won!

Then decided to eat the main course.

Vanessa Felts ate Beans, Cheese, Spaghetti, Wine Gums, Water, Whisky. Romantic meal for 2, Freezer, Old man, Mushroom soup, Radio, Work and you.

Sdrawkcab wrote:
TGMbloke and Vanessa Feltz were talking to each other.

The topics of conversation were:

Beans
Cheese
Spaghetti
Water
Romantic meal for 2
Freezer
Old man
Mushroom soup
Radio
Work

Then they buy Winegums and Whiskey and put them in the freezer.

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Now I'M most accurate.

she's fat, most are foods, or places you can store food, and food is always on her mind.

TGMbloke and Vanessa Feltz were talking to each other.

The topics of converations were:

Beans
Cheese
Spaghetti
Water
Romantic meal for 2
Freezer
Old man
Mushroom soup
Radio
Work

Then they buy Winegums and Whiskey and put them in the freezer.

Then they both die.

lol 't'will be the highlight of my life.

so will i get a prize if no-one else enters?