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It was too good to remove completely, so here it is, Mystique's review of Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.
"i fink dis is da besetsest game evuh!
my mum had to help me get the box open i got fifty paper cuts on my thumb trying to get it open
and i got jam from my jam sandwitch on the game so she had to wipe it off for me i jammed it in my gameboy...its a blue one
and turned it on
the music is well cool its like all doo doo doo dood odododod dooo dood bleep bleep bleel mmmeeewwwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwwwooo oooooo dooo
POKEMOOOOOONNNN
and yeah when i went to the school i sawed tis well fit gurl shes my pokemon girlfirend
on tuesday i fell over at school and hurt my knee so i got to go home and play pokemon even more ahahahahahah stoopid teachers
the grafiks are well good i can see pickachu i can see him even better when i play it wiv my eyes open like how my mummy tort me to
today at skool dannny stuck a stick in my eye so i punched his ear and made him eat slugs
the box is very pretty it comes in eiver blue or red mine was blue but turneded red becoz of the jam.
al;l in all pockemon is da bestest game evuh and sonee suck soz all day got is crappy dragon ballz
my cats bref smells like cat food
WICKED!!!111111"
"i fink dis is da besetsest game evuh!
my mum had to help me get the box open i got fifty paper cuts on my thumb trying to get it open
and i got jam from my jam sandwitch on the game so she had to wipe it off for me i jammed it in my gameboy...its a blue one
and turned it on
the music is well cool its like all doo doo doo dood odododod dooo dood bleep bleep bleel mmmeeewwwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwwwooo oooooo dooo
POKEMOOOOOONNNN
and yeah when i went to the school i sawed tis well fit gurl shes my pokemon girlfirend
on tuesday i fell over at school and hurt my knee so i got to go home and play pokemon even more ahahahahahah stoopid teachers
the grafiks are well good i can see pickachu i can see him even better when i play it wiv my eyes open like how my mummy tort me to
today at skool dannny stuck a stick in my eye so i punched his ear and made him eat slugs
the box is very pretty it comes in eiver blue or red mine was blue but turneded red becoz of the jam.
al;l in all pockemon is da bestest game evuh and sonee suck soz all day got is crappy dragon ballz
my cats bref smells like cat food
WICKED!!!111111"
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
---MoJoJoJo wrote:
---And people wonder why Mystique gets votes for the notable elections.
I'm still wondering. Care to elaborate?
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Her acts of geuine tomboy-ism are a hit with the lads...
---MoJoJoJo wrote:
---And people wonder why Mystique gets votes for the notable elections.
I'm still wondering. Care to elaborate?
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Her acts of geuine tomboy-ism are a hit with the lads...
A highly over-rated unoriginal review.
1/10
1/10
If genius means...not genius, then yes.
geeeeeeeeenius
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> And people wonder why Mystique gets votes for the notable elections.
I'm still wondering. Care to elaborate?
> And people wonder why Mystique gets votes for the notable elections.
I'm still wondering. Care to elaborate?
And yet when people mock Playstation owners, we get uproar and indignation.
*chuckles*
*chuckles*
Heh, that was pretty funny.
And people wonder why Mystique gets votes for the notable elections.
And people wonder why Mystique gets votes for the notable elections.
jim-hat wrote:
> No, Mystique did.
funny. the first post of yours that has been thoughtful and not random.
> No, Mystique did.
funny. the first post of yours that has been thoughtful and not random.
Goatboy wrote:
> Hmmm...sometimes I fear what I create
Especially after a Chicken Vindaloo.
> Hmmm...sometimes I fear what I create
Especially after a Chicken Vindaloo.
What's this? A poor quality, poor quality review?
Poor quality.
3/14, try harder.
Poor quality.
3/14, try harder.
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