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It was too good to remove completely, so here it is, Mystique's review of Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.

"i fink dis is da besetsest game evuh!

my mum had to help me get the box open i got fifty paper cuts on my thumb trying to get it open

and i got jam from my jam sandwitch on the game so she had to wipe it off for me i jammed it in my gameboy...its a blue one
and turned it on

the music is well cool its like all doo doo doo dood odododod dooo dood bleep bleep bleel mmmeeewwwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwwwooo oooooo dooo
POKEMOOOOOONNNN

and yeah when i went to the school i sawed tis well fit gurl shes my pokemon girlfirend

on tuesday i fell over at school and hurt my knee so i got to go home and play pokemon even more ahahahahahah stoopid teachers

the grafiks are well good i can see pickachu i can see him even better when i play it wiv my eyes open like how my mummy tort me to

today at skool dannny stuck a stick in my eye so i punched his ear and made him eat slugs

the box is very pretty it comes in eiver blue or red mine was blue but turneded red becoz of the jam.

al;l in all pockemon is da bestest game evuh and sonee suck soz all day got is crappy dragon ballz

my cats bref smells like cat food
WICKED!!!111111"

I thought it was funny.

:-)

learn to spell!

you are all induvudul.

Well i thought it was funny...
Then again i think toilet humor is really funny...

A review like that serves no useful purpose; it's neither funny nor informative, so what's the point?
I don't mind some light-hearted reviews that give proper opinions about the game mixed in with the odd funny here and there, but mock-retarded reviews like that are pointless. I've read all that same kind of stuff before, and it still bores me to death, people need some more imaginitive humour to make me laugh.

Admittedly, I haven't seen her acting like a boy.

I reckon she's got Tourettes, and thereby twitches everytime anyone, anywhere, spells it Spiderman.

People find her funny because she acts like a boy?

I'm not saying I don't find her funny - infact I think of her campaign to add 'Spiderman' to the swear filter as both a funny and worthy cause, but considering her funny because she acts like a boy...hmmm...

Oh, right, I must have missed that. OOps.

Doesn't really matter though, if people find it funny now, does it?

And yet again we suceed in blowing a normal post out of all proportion, Go us. *does the Joey dance*

Stryke wrote:

> It's funny. Get over yourselves.

It's not really though is it?

It's basically a carbon copy of what Goatboy was writing about a year ago.

T'was very funny, especially the bit about the box colour. Genius.