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It was too good to remove completely, so here it is, Mystique's review of Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.
"i fink dis is da besetsest game evuh!
my mum had to help me get the box open i got fifty paper cuts on my thumb trying to get it open
and i got jam from my jam sandwitch on the game so she had to wipe it off for me i jammed it in my gameboy...its a blue one
and turned it on
the music is well cool its like all doo doo doo dood odododod dooo dood bleep bleep bleel mmmeeewwwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwwwooo oooooo dooo
POKEMOOOOOONNNN
and yeah when i went to the school i sawed tis well fit gurl shes my pokemon girlfirend
on tuesday i fell over at school and hurt my knee so i got to go home and play pokemon even more ahahahahahah stoopid teachers
the grafiks are well good i can see pickachu i can see him even better when i play it wiv my eyes open like how my mummy tort me to
today at skool dannny stuck a stick in my eye so i punched his ear and made him eat slugs
the box is very pretty it comes in eiver blue or red mine was blue but turneded red becoz of the jam.
al;l in all pockemon is da bestest game evuh and sonee suck soz all day got is crappy dragon ballz
my cats bref smells like cat food
WICKED!!!111111"
"i fink dis is da besetsest game evuh!
my mum had to help me get the box open i got fifty paper cuts on my thumb trying to get it open
and i got jam from my jam sandwitch on the game so she had to wipe it off for me i jammed it in my gameboy...its a blue one
and turned it on
the music is well cool its like all doo doo doo dood odododod dooo dood bleep bleep bleel mmmeeewwwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwwwooo oooooo dooo
POKEMOOOOOONNNN
and yeah when i went to the school i sawed tis well fit gurl shes my pokemon girlfirend
on tuesday i fell over at school and hurt my knee so i got to go home and play pokemon even more ahahahahahah stoopid teachers
the grafiks are well good i can see pickachu i can see him even better when i play it wiv my eyes open like how my mummy tort me to
today at skool dannny stuck a stick in my eye so i punched his ear and made him eat slugs
the box is very pretty it comes in eiver blue or red mine was blue but turneded red becoz of the jam.
al;l in all pockemon is da bestest game evuh and sonee suck soz all day got is crappy dragon ballz
my cats bref smells like cat food
WICKED!!!111111"
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No, Mystique did.
Did I miss the punch line?
That was rubbish.
I haven't had that much fun since I stapled the words 'Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink' into my skull.
ROFFLE
The craziest Col! wrote:
> Yeah, sure the forums are not falling.
:|
> Yeah, sure the forums are not falling.
:|
EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> tigamilla wrote:
> Look dont you guys know that ive got a crush on Mystique...
>
> No, but i thought you had one on me...
You really freak me out!!!
> tigamilla wrote:
> Look dont you guys know that ive got a crush on Mystique...
>
> No, but i thought you had one on me...
You really freak me out!!!
Yeah, sure the forums are not falling.
Hmmm...sometimes I fear what I create
Give it a GAD !
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