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It was too good to remove completely, so here it is, Mystique's review of Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.

"i fink dis is da besetsest game evuh!

my mum had to help me get the box open i got fifty paper cuts on my thumb trying to get it open

and i got jam from my jam sandwitch on the game so she had to wipe it off for me i jammed it in my gameboy...its a blue one
and turned it on

the music is well cool its like all doo doo doo dood odododod dooo dood bleep bleep bleel mmmeeewwwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwwwooo oooooo dooo
POKEMOOOOOONNNN

and yeah when i went to the school i sawed tis well fit gurl shes my pokemon girlfirend

on tuesday i fell over at school and hurt my knee so i got to go home and play pokemon even more ahahahahahah stoopid teachers

the grafiks are well good i can see pickachu i can see him even better when i play it wiv my eyes open like how my mummy tort me to

today at skool dannny stuck a stick in my eye so i punched his ear and made him eat slugs

the box is very pretty it comes in eiver blue or red mine was blue but turneded red becoz of the jam.

al;l in all pockemon is da bestest game evuh and sonee suck soz all day got is crappy dragon ballz

my cats bref smells like cat food
WICKED!!!111111"

Christ, if I knew it was going to get this much attention I wouldn't have bothered.

Mental note: If I get bored again I'll stick to having a thumby war with a picture I drew of my hand.

It made me laugh once or twice. Not constantly, like some things do.

So, good, but not hilarious. Yeah.

I'd have to side with Edgy and Tiltawhirl on this one. We've seen this sort of thing a long time ago, and I tired of it some time ago to be honest. There's only so much you can do with it.

Fair enough though, it'll be amusing if you haven't seen this sort of thing before, or maybe if you have, in a 'familiar humour' sort of way.

This is so funny I shall hold a festival in honour of Osiris.

Curlers. Don't deny it.

http://uk.special.reserve.co.uk/ (spafeef) reviews/customer.php?code=GG1611

I didn't touch him.
Not anywhere it shows, anywho.

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And they were STRAIGHTENERS not a stupid curling iron.
Foolish horse-boy

He is fragile NOW. Because of you. You and your curling iron.

NASH isn't fragile.
All that stuff with Memo and the cats - that would have broken a lesser man. And broken many varying species just to watch.

Be careful, MRStiqué. Nash is fragile. You do not want to aggrevate him. He's only 6.

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> You better really have a Delorean.
> IT BETTER NOT BE MORE LIES!
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