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Look I need to know how to kiss. I'm 13 and like this girl. Problem is I don't know what to do on a first date. Do I kiss her? If so then how? A little peck or what? Also what do I do on a first date?

You are one of the, if not the, biggest geeks on here.

But the rest of you are geeks too.

*sigh*

Ha ha ha oh this is fantastic.
You're asking an internet forum full of geeks, weirdos and losers how to kiss?

Oh and just stick ya tongue down her throat and your hand up her top....

If she slaps you, oh well you've got to touch boob.
If not, well she's easy and you're in there.

Kiriyama wrote:
> Meh, no way. Wooks' complaint letter to NTL was the funniest ever.

I wanna see I wanna see...

Meh, no way. Wooks' complaint letter to NTL was the funniest ever.

Funniest. Topic. Ever.

Timmargh wrote:
> Pikmin God wrote:
> Any more hints of what I'm supposed to do?
>
> Go with the flow - if it feels right then do it, but don't rush
> things.
>
> The first kiss should probably a peck on the lips - pull back a bit
> and look into her eyes. If she likes it she'll probably smile or pull
> you back toward her for another go.
>
> Also: be careful where you put your hands because they can land in the
> wrong place easily ...
>
> Good luck!

*Sniggers*

Brilliant :D

unknown kernel wrote:
> I found that awkward adolescent dating was made infinitely easier by
> adding cheap cider to the proceddings.

Can you even get smashed on that!? :P

My mate Ashley says:
u do tounge and the lot and how u do it is u shove it in swirl it arouynd and pull it out

I'll translate that.

You do tongue and the lot. To do it, shove it in and swirl it around and then pull it out.

How comes the guys always have to pay for things...
Im gunna have to pay for her and everything she wants at the cinema, although i just spent £70 on an mp3 player and an xbox game...
Hmm, i wish it was the other way round and the girls paid...

hoho