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Look I need to know how to kiss. I'm 13 and like this girl. Problem is I don't know what to do on a first date. Do I kiss her? If so then how? A little peck or what? Also what do I do on a first date?

Kiriyama wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Ha ha ha oh this is fantastic.
> You're asking an internet forum full of geeks, weirdos and losers
> how
> to kiss?
>
> Hypocritical? You have a higher post count than most...
*****
Not really, because I've been here longer than most, meaning I will have a higher post count than some.


Kiriyama wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Ha ha ha oh this is fantastic.
> You're asking an internet forum full of geeks, weirdos and losers
> how
> to kiss?
>
> Spiderman.
>
> Relevance?
****
He's making a point about my geekyness.
Idiot.

Hands = skirt = good night...

SHEEPY wrote:
> Chances are mate - she won't know what to do either. It will probably
> be a terrible teeth clashing slob fest but then the two of you will
> feel like you've killed a tiger and are king of the world.

Meh, brilliant :D

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Awwww you cutie!!!
>
> Dude I wasn't late 15 till I had my first kiss
>
> *cries* I was really nervous about boys... then my little brother
> kissed someone before i did which crippled my ego so off i went -
>
> Don't spend all time slobbering, try let her talk about her, what she
> likes, what she did when she was little, bla bla...her her (works with
> most women) then she'll want to find out about you and you will be
> able to say 'pink O M G i lurrrrve pink etc'
>
> anyway. No washing machines - take your time, be cool and calm, don't
> try to think too much just go with the flow..

Are you a virgin Ginge?

Timmargh wrote:
> Kiriyama wrote:
> *Sniggers*
>
> Brilliant :D
>
> I was just trying to help the guy out ...
>
> *blushes and feels stupid*
>
> *stupid moves out of reach*
>
> etc.

*Laughs at stupid Timmy*

cookie monster wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Ha ha ha oh this is fantastic.
> You're asking an internet forum full of geeks, weirdos and losers
> how
> to kiss?
>
> Spiderman.

Relevance?

Mystique wrote:
> Ha ha ha oh this is fantastic.
> You're asking an internet forum full of geeks, weirdos and losers how
> to kiss?
>
Hypocritical? You have a higher post count than most...

DW wrote:
> Kiriyama wrote:
> Meh, no way. Wooks' complaint letter to NTL was the funniest ever.
>
> I wanna see I wanna see...

It made me cry it was so damn funny :D

Beg for it, its your first kiss dammit! Go thru what i had to it took me 2 days of gentle persuation to get my first kiss when i was 13...

Nice guys finish last, if you just wait for the right moment she might think you dont like her enough, or more likely a "top dog will do it first"

*more inane rambling from my past

English_Bloke wrote:

> P.S. don’t wipe the slobber off your chin in front of her…it will make
> her feel self-conscious.
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Aha ha ha classic.