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"Need help now!"

Look I need to know how to kiss. I'm 13 and like this girl. Problem is I don't know what to do on a first date. Do I kiss her? If so then how? A little peck or what? Also what do I do on a first date?

Buy her some kinky thongs or something the make her try them on in front of you...
It never works, try it any way...

er...so anyway

what you do is get a big ass cake and proper smash it into her face, then walk out like she tried to touch you.

*Slap*

Macho high five!

*shakes hand in pain*

High five!

How you doin'?

Heh.

I'm a super-stud.

Ayyyyyyyyyy

Mystique wrote:
> .
> *****
> Ohh thats funny on so many levels.
> I applaud you Asher.


*Curtsey*

Mystique wrote:
> Ha ha ha oh this is fantastic.
> You're asking an internet forum full of geeks, weirdos and losers how
> to kiss?
>

And then theres me.

*Stands around, hand on hips, with a Stretch Armstrong smile*

Plus, I've had enough practice.. ;-)

Asher D wrote:
> Pikmin God wrote:
> Any more hints of what I'm supposed to do?
>
> Cover her lips with your mouth then bite. The more skin comes off, the
> more pleasure she receives.
*****
Ohh thats funny on so many levels.
I applaud you Asher.

Pikmin God wrote:
> Any more hints of what I'm supposed to do?

Cover her lips with your mouth then bite. The more skin comes off, the more pleasure she receives.