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"10 things to do before you die"

My favourite topic of conversation when you realise that this is the fourth time this week you have been down the pub with your mates and you have nothing left to say to each other, except grunting in the direction of vaguely attractive women.

So ten things I want to do before I die:

1. Go to Antarctica, have a snowball fight, catch a penguin.
2. Rip off a security van.
3. Go into space, or more realistically go on one of those anti-gravity plane flights.
4. Have a threesome, preferably in a foreign country where there will be no repurcussions.
5. Write a book.
6. Have sex with a porn star, to see if practise makes perfect.
7. Learn how to speak another language properly.
8. Own a record shop.
9. Try heroin.
10. Smack George Bush in the face.

Now everyone else must bare their souls.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> plebian scum wrote:
> el robin, I have to say this.
>
> you talk out of your ass.
>
> Why, i was just saying that people will call him tom for short...

I got that part, but you seem to blur sentances and not make much sense.

AND YOU ALWAYS USE LOWERCASE I'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldnt mind making my own game, and having it released on Pc and xbox...
And make millions from that, that would be pretty cool...

Mattyboy wrote:
> Score a goal at Anfield
> Become a millionaire
> Sleep with Cameron Diaz
> Appear in The Simpsons
> Own a Motorbike
> Go parachuting
> Smack Tony Blair in the mouth
> Be famous for a day
> Sail around the world
> Get Revenge on my ex girlfriend

Thats more fantasy. I agree on several points though. :) Cameron Diaz especially. Ah well. I just want to write a book and get it sold and make millions and laugh at all the doubters..MWWHAHAHAHAA! Maybe.

plebian scum wrote:
> el robin, I have to say this.
>
> you talk out of your ass.

Why, i was just saying that people will call him tom for short...

1. Be able to communicate with tortoises.
2. Smack that idiot on the new Nokia advert (the one where the guy thinks he's on stage singing) with a baseball bat.
3. Adpot a son and name him Edwin von Pootle.
4. Swallow a polar bear.
5. Extract pomegranate from self-destructable slippers using my ears.
6. Ride a motorbike on my head.
7. Become president of El Salvador.
8. Kick a boot at Alex Ferguson. Twice.
9. Tell David Dimbleby what a knob he is.
10. Repeat all the above at the same time.

el robin, I have to say this.

you talk out of your ass.

My brother is called tom or thomas...
Tommy, cool, its like two names aint it some people will call him tom and others will call him tommy...

Kiriyama wrote:
> @ng3l wrote:
> Yeah my little boy is due in 10 weeks...
>
> Good good, hope it all goes well for you. Any ideas of a name yet?

calling him TOMMY!

L00b? :|

Kiriyama wrote:
> @ng3l wrote:
> Yeah my little boy is due in 10 weeks...
>
> Good good, hope it all goes well for you. Any ideas of a name yet?

Call it Robin, chris or lube...