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"10 things to do before you die"

My favourite topic of conversation when you realise that this is the fourth time this week you have been down the pub with your mates and you have nothing left to say to each other, except grunting in the direction of vaguely attractive women.

So ten things I want to do before I die:

1. Go to Antarctica, have a snowball fight, catch a penguin.
2. Rip off a security van.
3. Go into space, or more realistically go on one of those anti-gravity plane flights.
4. Have a threesome, preferably in a foreign country where there will be no repurcussions.
5. Write a book.
6. Have sex with a porn star, to see if practise makes perfect.
7. Learn how to speak another language properly.
8. Own a record shop.
9. Try heroin.
10. Smack George Bush in the face.

Now everyone else must bare their souls.

Someone I know nearly suffocated when they put one on :D

1. Get laid ...
2. Have a sex party...
3. Own some sex toys...
4. Be a porn king...
5. Become a successful pimp...
6. Buy my own lesbians and have lesbian sex wars...
7. make and star in my own porn film...
8. Walk around naked for a whole day...
9. Try to hold the record for the longest orgasm...
10. blow up a condom and run around with it on my head (i have not done it yet...)

See #5.

Kiriyama wrote:
> Scrub 9, instead a threesome with two other women.

That's better. You really have to remove ALL sensible options and replace with unobtainable fantasy and/or things you wouldn't discuss with your mum.

1. Get laid
2. Have kids
3. Have wife
4. Have nice car
5. Feel what it's like to be completely plastered
6. Be happy with myself
7. Live long
8. Assassinate George Bush
9. Threesome with two other women
10. Not get divorced

Scrub 9, instead a threesome with two other women.

1. Get laid
2. Have kids
3. Have wife
4. Have nice car
5. Feel what it's like to be completely plastered
6. Be happy with myself
7. Live long
8. Assassinate George Bush
9. Have trust fund for kids
10. Not get divorced

Damn typos. I'll catch them one day.

1. Bare soul, preferrably in a foreing country to avoid repercussions.

My favourite topic of conversation when you realise that this is the fourth time this week you have been down the pub with your mates and you have nothing left to say to each other, except grunting in the direction of vaguely attractive women.

So ten things I want to do before I die:

1. Go to Antarctica, have a snowball fight, catch a penguin.
2. Rip off a security van.
3. Go into space, or more realistically go on one of those anti-gravity plane flights.
4. Have a threesome, preferably in a foreign country where there will be no repurcussions.
5. Write a book.
6. Have sex with a porn star, to see if practise makes perfect.
7. Learn how to speak another language properly.
8. Own a record shop.
9. Try heroin.
10. Smack George Bush in the face.

Now everyone else must bare their souls.