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"10 things to do before you die"

My favourite topic of conversation when you realise that this is the fourth time this week you have been down the pub with your mates and you have nothing left to say to each other, except grunting in the direction of vaguely attractive women.

So ten things I want to do before I die:

1. Go to Antarctica, have a snowball fight, catch a penguin.
2. Rip off a security van.
3. Go into space, or more realistically go on one of those anti-gravity plane flights.
4. Have a threesome, preferably in a foreign country where there will be no repurcussions.
5. Write a book.
6. Have sex with a porn star, to see if practise makes perfect.
7. Learn how to speak another language properly.
8. Own a record shop.
9. Try heroin.
10. Smack George Bush in the face.

Now everyone else must bare their souls.

2. Superglue my face to the ass of Cameron Diaz.

Kiriyama wrote:

> Robin's gonna be in trouble later in life (or a lot closer if Charlene
> has anything to say about it :D) if he doesn't like performing in
> front of other people :P

Well not in that situation, well maybe...
I ment in front of large crowds, i like to keep to myself eccept on the internet...
Im the kinda guy who just sits at the back does the work and has the accasional chat...

1 build a grand clone army of myself.
2 rip on america with this army
3 carry a BIG gun in public
4 chase some radgies with a shovel
5 tell a secondairy-school smoker kid that he stinks of ?iss and then rip him a new 4sshole
6 have a castle
7 arm this castle with guns that shoot flaming tennis balls and boiled eggs.
8 have a webpage like maddox's
9 lead my own political party in my spare time, and win because I am king.
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Kiriyama wrote:
> 9. Threesome with two other women

Two *other* women? So, you're a woman ... ?

1. Get into a fight with someone famous and whup ass. Preferably one who is reknowned as being well ard. But not that dog from Eastenders.

2. Fling my own faeces at some monkeys in a zoo.

3. Reverse rob an orphanage and leave them all £1000 cash, in brown envelopes.

4. Learn how to countefeit money.

5. Buy some brown envelopes.

6. Kick an Alien in the nuttsack, then convince it that this a traditional greeting on our planet and send it to Brixton, or Moss Side.

7. Start an email chain mail that is actually beneficial.

8. Learn how to walk through walls.

9. Take the winning World Cup penalty with my ass.

10. Find a way of getting people to willingly kiss my ass.

Un-patriot, yes, heh..I blame my parents, they seem to be determined to get me out of the country as soon as possible :D Had 2 years living in Rome, another 3 in Japan, few in Germany, America...definately something I'd like to try. Fed up with Britain, living in the middle of nowhere without even a station in town doesn't really let me see the best of it, but I tend to get irritated with us as a country..

unknown kernel wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> 8. Prove once and for all that Bell is a fool
>
> Been done, surely?

Yup. But this is a list for everyone to do.

Hedfix wrote:
> 8. Prove once and for all that Bell is a fool

Been done, surely?

Kiriyama wrote:
> Argh, sodding button.
>
> I don't get it Hed :|

FORE!

1. Play Perfect Dark
2. Breathe
3. Live
4. Clone yourself like in the movies (keep your thoughts...)
5. Makes sure you take everyone with you when you go
6. Make your final words good and then shut up. Nobody wants to be remembered for 'I just shat meself'.
7. That sex thing...
8. Prove once and for all that Bell is a fool
9. Become leader of the known universe, then privatise it.
10.Finish this list.