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"10 things to do before you die"

My favourite topic of conversation when you realise that this is the fourth time this week you have been down the pub with your mates and you have nothing left to say to each other, except grunting in the direction of vaguely attractive women.

So ten things I want to do before I die:

1. Go to Antarctica, have a snowball fight, catch a penguin.
2. Rip off a security van.
3. Go into space, or more realistically go on one of those anti-gravity plane flights.
4. Have a threesome, preferably in a foreign country where there will be no repurcussions.
5. Write a book.
6. Have sex with a porn star, to see if practise makes perfect.
7. Learn how to speak another language properly.
8. Own a record shop.
9. Try heroin.
10. Smack George Bush in the face.

Now everyone else must bare their souls.

Ms NY wrote:
> 1. Have a house built in the middle of nowhere. - FOG prime?
> 2. Jump out of a plane - parachute optional?
> 3. Move to America permanately. - Is that a hair-concrete thing?
> 4. Have a kid. - Jonathan King stylee?
> 5. Sleep with my future boss. - Ah, I remember prison too...
> 6. Be successful. - Awwwwww sweet.
> 7. Get a Great Dane with a kitten. - Now that's some hybrid.
> 8. Know how to fly a plane. - I'll take the desert.
> 9. (plan to)Freeze time. - No!!! Think of the WLTs!!!!
> 10. Invent something. - I think the kitten-dane hybrid is enough don't you? :D

Asher D wrote:
> 1. Create your own animal - done it's called Memo
> 2. Smoke a spliff - That's how it came about you see.
> 3. Go to Germany dressed as Hitler - Memo has the uniform.
> 4. Parachute Jump - Me and Memo sabotage them.
> 5. Have sex as many times as you can in one day. - Me and Herc did this.
> 6. Tame and then ride a lion. - ROAR
> 7. Own your own boat. - Hollowed out heads count?
> 8. Kill a famous terrorist. - Suicide?
> 9. Save the world. - El Robin owns it apparently.
> 10. Try each type of food once. - I'm sticking with monkey brains thank you.

1. Have a house built in the middle of nowhere.
2. Jump out of a plane
3. Move to America permanately.
4. Have a kid.
5. Sleep with my future boss.
6. Be successful.
7. Get a Great Dane with a kitten.
8. Know how to fly a plane.
9. (plan to)Freeze time.
10. Invent something.

1. Create your own animal
2. Smoke a spliff
3. Go to Germany dressed as Hitler
4. Parachute Jump
5. Have sex as many times as you can in one day.
6. Tame and then ride a lion.
7. Own your own boat.
8. Kill a famous terrorist.
9. Save the world.
10. Try each type of food once.

1- go to antartica have a snowball fight and catch a penguin, lol that cracks me up especially if the penguin was like pengu :D.

1.catch pengu :D
2.catch em al ( pokemon)... well I thought it was funny.
3.break into a theifs house :D
4.shoot random people with a stun-gun in the street.
5.dress as sadam h. and run into the white house shouting.
6.make my house and back yard a country and demand that I get let into the united nations :D.
7.get high on ribena.
8.Put a £10 not on a fishing rod and fish for hobo's down sucche-hall street.
9.go up to hitlers relitaves and say "HAIL HITLER"
10.shove a ruler up my head teachers ass!

Or Herbert...

1 - Stop Breathing.

@ng3l wrote:
> calling him TOMMY!

You should call him Timmy ... or Timmargh!

plebian scum wrote:

> AND YOU ALWAYS USE LOWERCASE I'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sorry, ill try to be more perfect like you in the future...

1. Go to Antarctica, have a snowball fight, catch a penguin.


HA HA HA!!!!


i wanna i wanna - if only my fingers didn't swell up like sausages in the cold!!!

Imagine your own penguin!!