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"Most worstest film evah?"

Hackers. I had to watch this abomination on Saturday night and it is now my benchmark for when a film is bad. Even Vampires Los Muertos (with Bon Jovi) was better. Now that's saying something! I've actually seen it a couple of times before, but I think the setting I watched it in only highlighted the bad points of a film that I already thought was bad. Most ill-judged movie ever, too. It was released in the mid-nineties, right? So why are they dressed like they're from the Tribe? It's like that Tom Watson site, only as "cool" Haxxors. And they wrote in "txt spak". Bennys.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Mong Sex 2"

That's just wrong, so desperately, horribly wrong.

Hannibal was terrible: I forced myself to watch it all. Hopkins was so camp. I prefered the version with the elephant in.

That's the only film out of the series I haven't seen, and I have no desire to do so either.

phuzzy wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> "Mong Sex 2"
>
> That's just wrong, so desperately, horribly wrong.

In fact, a bit disturbing- Mingers shagging? Urgh...

Goatboy wrote:
> Worst porn I couldn't bring myself to watch?
> "Mong Sex 2"
>
> I'm not sure whether I'm more frightened by the idea, or by the fact
> it's a sequel.

OMG that is just evil. Worse than midgets.

I'm intrigued. Where can I get hold of a copy?

Worst films:

Tomb Raider
The Mummy

Jimmy the Saint wrote:
> Worst films:
>
> Tomb Raider
> The Mummy

I quite enjoyed The Mummy. Much better than the sequel anyway! I agree with Tomb Raider though, appalling film!

Goatboy wrote:
> Toss up between Forrest Gump or The Thin Red Line

Silence. You know they are great. Malick rules!

The worst film ever is probably a film noone has ever seen.

Or Sabrina down under.

Nixon.