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"Most worstest film evah?"

Hackers. I had to watch this abomination on Saturday night and it is now my benchmark for when a film is bad. Even Vampires Los Muertos (with Bon Jovi) was better. Now that's saying something! I've actually seen it a couple of times before, but I think the setting I watched it in only highlighted the bad points of a film that I already thought was bad. Most ill-judged movie ever, too. It was released in the mid-nineties, right? So why are they dressed like they're from the Tribe? It's like that Tom Watson site, only as "cool" Haxxors. And they wrote in "txt spak". Bennys.

Rosalind wrote:
> Perfect Victim, a really really dodgy movie with a bad plot, appauling
> continuity, and gratiuitous sex.

Porn movies don't really count. You don't hear Paul Ross berating the likes of "Confessions of a Driving Instructor" now, do you?

return to paradise. Don't ask.

Wasn't Porn.

If your going to count porn, I seem to remember watching one that had a clown with a really long nose. Twas very bizarre

Worst porn?

"Heavy Cummers 2"

Worst porn I couldn't bring myself to watch?
"Mong Sex 2"

I'm not sure whether I'm more frightened by the idea, or by the fact it's a sequel.

Kiriyama wrote:
> No way, that was a very good film. Glad to have it in my DVD
> collection...

What cube???

*horror struck

On reflecion, "Cube" was pretty atrocious. 6 people wandering around a big hall of cubes for hours. Pah - I'd rather watch Bulletproof Monk.

The Gift was also pretty poor, but katie holmes did redeem it. Battlefield Earth was really bad but that one's too obvious, but prolly the worst movie ever made.

Goatboy wrote:
> Toss up between Forrest Gump or The Thin Red Line

Oh, Jesus, I'd rather not.

Battlefield Earth wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Turl was in it. Ot Terl.