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"Most worstest film evah?"

Hackers. I had to watch this abomination on Saturday night and it is now my benchmark for when a film is bad. Even Vampires Los Muertos (with Bon Jovi) was better. Now that's saying something! I've actually seen it a couple of times before, but I think the setting I watched it in only highlighted the bad points of a film that I already thought was bad. Most ill-judged movie ever, too. It was released in the mid-nineties, right? So why are they dressed like they're from the Tribe? It's like that Tom Watson site, only as "cool" Haxxors. And they wrote in "txt spak". Bennys.

I'm intrigued. Where can I get hold of a copy?

Goatboy wrote:
> Worst porn I couldn't bring myself to watch?
> "Mong Sex 2"
>
> I'm not sure whether I'm more frightened by the idea, or by the fact
> it's a sequel.

OMG that is just evil. Worse than midgets.

phuzzy wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> "Mong Sex 2"
>
> That's just wrong, so desperately, horribly wrong.

In fact, a bit disturbing- Mingers shagging? Urgh...

That's the only film out of the series I haven't seen, and I have no desire to do so either.

Hannibal was terrible: I forced myself to watch it all. Hopkins was so camp. I prefered the version with the elephant in.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Mong Sex 2"

That's just wrong, so desperately, horribly wrong.

Battlefield Earth wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Turl was in it. Ot Terl.

Goatboy wrote:
> Toss up between Forrest Gump or The Thin Red Line

Oh, Jesus, I'd rather not.

The Gift was also pretty poor, but katie holmes did redeem it. Battlefield Earth was really bad but that one's too obvious, but prolly the worst movie ever made.

On reflecion, "Cube" was pretty atrocious. 6 people wandering around a big hall of cubes for hours. Pah - I'd rather watch Bulletproof Monk.