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Hackers. I had to watch this abomination on Saturday night and it is now my benchmark for when a film is bad. Even Vampires Los Muertos (with Bon Jovi) was better. Now that's saying something! I've actually seen it a couple of times before, but I think the setting I watched it in only highlighted the bad points of a film that I already thought was bad. Most ill-judged movie ever, too. It was released in the mid-nineties, right? So why are they dressed like they're from the Tribe? It's like that Tom Watson site, only as "cool" Haxxors. And they wrote in "txt spak". Bennys.
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Hackers. I had to watch this abomination on Saturday night and it is now my benchmark for when a film is bad. Even Vampires Los Muertos (with Bon Jovi) was better. Now that's saying something! I've actually seen it a couple of times before, but I think the setting I watched it in only highlighted the bad points of a film that I already thought was bad. Most ill-judged movie ever, too. It was released in the mid-nineties, right? So why are they dressed like they're from the Tribe? It's like that Tom Watson site, only as "cool" Haxxors. And they wrote in "txt spak". Bennys.
I'd say the worst film ever is a tie between The Mummy and Scary Movie 2. And probably all the sequels and prequels of both of them, but I haven't seen those.
Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever has to be the worst film I've ever seen. I foolishly bought it without reading any reveiws on it before hand, a mistake I will never make again. It's perhaps one of the only action films I've seen which manages to make nearly every action scene it has, boring.
Ususally when I watch a mindless action flick I can just ignore the daft plot and soak up the bone shattering action instead, but Ballistick was the opposite. It also has one of the most boring car chase sequences I have ever seen in a movie ever. Not to mention the plot of the film is confusing and all over the place and the acting is abysmal.
Ususally when I watch a mindless action flick I can just ignore the daft plot and soak up the bone shattering action instead, but Ballistick was the opposite. It also has one of the most boring car chase sequences I have ever seen in a movie ever. Not to mention the plot of the film is confusing and all over the place and the acting is abysmal.
Deep Blue Sea - I hated it, terrible film
Spy Kids
Or, more recently:
Agent Cody Banks
I saw them both on planes, and I plead ith you not to watch either of them.
That's 5 hours of my life I can never get back.
Or, more recently:
Agent Cody Banks
I saw them both on planes, and I plead ith you not to watch either of them.
That's 5 hours of my life I can never get back.
Abomination?? theres a film of that? Well, the books good.
O and Jurassic Park three must come close - it completely let the team down after the first two which i loved! grrr
O and Jurassic Park three must come close - it completely let the team down after the first two which i loved! grrr
The Ice Pirates
A Troma Movie. Don't know which one.
"I'd say the worst film ever is a tie between The Mummy and Scary Movie 2."
Scary Movie 2 was pants, but I'm sorry, The Mummy was entertaining, plain and simple. Sequel wasn't as good, mind.
Worst film? I've seen some stinkers in my time, hard to pick just one.
Scary Movie 2 was pants, but I'm sorry, The Mummy was entertaining, plain and simple. Sequel wasn't as good, mind.
Worst film? I've seen some stinkers in my time, hard to pick just one.
Any Disney film. They are all puke-inducing rubbish. Or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, because with the time Ian Fleming wasted writing it, we should have had another James Bond novel. But we didn't.
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