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"Have a good laugh at my expense !"

Well, there I was, driving home from a successful nights JiuJitsu, the tunes pumping out, window down, great weather, not a care in the world.

Then some little b*stard lobs an egg full force at my car, it flies through the window and hits me square in the eye. I was doing about 45mph at the time and nearly crashed the car. It was like being punched in the eye. The interior was caked in the stuff, as were my clothes and face.

I turned the car round, but the little gits were long gone.

I now have a black eye, a severely swollen face, and have just spent the best part of an hour scrubbing the interior of my car.

So, not a great end to the night. I had planned to wash my car anyway, but this is ridiculous.

*pushes rage way down into pit of stomach*

I feel for you Borat, Hedfix is on medication.

ARGH

I'm really off on one here!!!

Obviously those kids were just showing off and trying to move up the pecking order!

Stop eggsagerating the jokes Hedfix.

It could have been worse:

You could have been playing chicken!

If you'd have crashed would your car have had a safety shell? :D

ROFL

*groan*

:D

Sorry can't resist!

The yoke was on you! :D

Funny though. Eggcellent.

Was it an eggstravagant car?

And so on.......

*jumps in quick*

You came away with egg on your face!