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"Have a good laugh at my expense !"

Well, there I was, driving home from a successful nights JiuJitsu, the tunes pumping out, window down, great weather, not a care in the world.

Then some little b*stard lobs an egg full force at my car, it flies through the window and hits me square in the eye. I was doing about 45mph at the time and nearly crashed the car. It was like being punched in the eye. The interior was caked in the stuff, as were my clothes and face.

I turned the car round, but the little gits were long gone.

I now have a black eye, a severely swollen face, and have just spent the best part of an hour scrubbing the interior of my car.

So, not a great end to the night. I had planned to wash my car anyway, but this is ridiculous.

*pushes rage way down into pit of stomach*

Hey Hedfix, did you ever see This Morning With Richard Not Judy, the Histor's Eye bit?

'He said beak. Beak, like a birds beak...'

okay, you cheese eating surrender monkeys, I'm going to bed, and I'm taking my egg jokes with me.

you can have them back when you learn how to be responsible with them.

do you understand?

egg-f***in-zactly.

:D

This is pretty much why I hate people.

Today though, I was having lunch at work, and a couple of women, who I think normally sit where I was sitting, came in and muttered obscenities about my taking of 'their' table in a kind of 'pretend it's so you can't hear while making sure you can' kind of way.

I was the only person in the room, all the other tables were completely empty. I was surprised, but since they're clearly muppets and as I don't plan on being there too long, I'm not exactly bothered.



So yeah, people suck.



So I've been thinking about careers, I have 2 criteria: 1) Something I enjoy, 2) Something that makes a positive difference.

Problem with the second is that the only positive difference can be to help people, benefit them somehow.

When so many people there days seem to go from crying over tables to assaulting people with dairy (to making lame egg jokes ;^) ), I just don't have any inclination to do anything that may in any way benefit them.
So as I see it, there's no way to find a career doing anything positive for the world, because for every decent person you help, you're probably going to help at least 2 mongs along too. Any 'good' done is fully negated.

*eggs on cookie*

Scrub harder!

*Scrapes face with a brilo pad to escape the pain*

Its probably just as well you didnt find the little sh(ts when you turned around coz tomorrows headlines might have read:

"Angry motorist attacks helpless 12yr olds"

Eye witnesses describe a man who had a black eye and sticky stuff all over him ....

Eggcrucaitingly vile egg jokes......

Heh, sorry about that Borat... didn't realise it was you.

;-)

cookie monster wrote:
> I feel for you Borat, Hedfix is on meggication.

Don't be such a bad egg! :D