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"Have a good laugh at my expense !"

Well, there I was, driving home from a successful nights JiuJitsu, the tunes pumping out, window down, great weather, not a care in the world.

Then some little b*stard lobs an egg full force at my car, it flies through the window and hits me square in the eye. I was doing about 45mph at the time and nearly crashed the car. It was like being punched in the eye. The interior was caked in the stuff, as were my clothes and face.

I turned the car round, but the little gits were long gone.

I now have a black eye, a severely swollen face, and have just spent the best part of an hour scrubbing the interior of my car.

So, not a great end to the night. I had planned to wash my car anyway, but this is ridiculous.

*pushes rage way down into pit of stomach*

I saw Lee and Herring live many moons ago...most amusing!

Mate, at least it was only an egg they threw; I caught some little turdrecepticles throwing lightbulbs at passing cars. Their reason? "It makes a cool smashing noise on the windscreen".

Actually, I couldn't fault their logic; it did sound pretty sweet...

G'Night

Let me know how it goes

Dennis the Pennis was good...

Still want Lee and Herring more though

Dr Duck wrote:

> What kind of interest comes with that?

not sure yet, but a friend has looked into it and says its quite a good rate.

anyway.

g'night

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> I'm thinking a post grad bank loan as saving is not my bag baby.

Hmmm.

*Dreams of quitting glue factory*

What kind of interest comes with that?

Dr Duck wrote:
> We need a dvd of the 2 series. That's what I
> keep telling the BBC :^)
>
The Dennis The Pennis video is really good.

anyway chester(z) I'm going to bed

may the inside of your cars/rooms remain egg free, and your eyes remain unblackened.

lader - the boratmeister

Dr Duck wrote:
> Like you told me, do it!

I will, I just need to get my one outstanding module out the way (finish next summer - groan) and then I'm 'freeeeeee to do whatever I'.

I'm thinking a post grad bank loan as saving is not my bag baby.

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> Still, my day will come, all in good time


£2,200 - all you need to show access to for eligability for the visa.

Like you told me, do it!

Hercules! wrote:
> Tsk.

yeah, If I'd crashed my car, I wouldn't be here talking to you, I'd be telling PC Jackass why I saw fit to strangle a 12 year old to death.