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"Ah...well..."
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"Ah...well..."
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That's scary. One minute you're twenty, the next nearing middle age.
I reckon all his family should have pretended to be in a coma when we woke up. Now that would be funny.
And his second word was "pepsi"? Jesus, what an American.
I reckon all his family should have pretended to be in a coma when we woke up. Now that would be funny.
And his second word was "pepsi"? Jesus, what an American.
Part of me thinks it would be terrible to be him, but on another hand he's liekly to, when fully recovered, have a brilliantly unique perspective of his own life and life and society in general.
He's missed 19, years, and what a 19 years it has been ! I don't want to sound all cynical and capitalist, but I really think he should one day write about the society he's woken up into and talk about how he sees it, because he is unlikely to have many of the preconceptions and biases that most of us have.
He's missed 19, years, and what a 19 years it has been ! I don't want to sound all cynical and capitalist, but I really think he should one day write about the society he's woken up into and talk about how he sees it, because he is unlikely to have many of the preconceptions and biases that most of us have.
It strikes me as a bit like the end of the first men in black film.
*scratches chin*
*scratches chin*
"Where am I, who's the president"
"Ronald Regan"
"Good God no! Thunk!"
"Ronald Regan"
"Good God no! Thunk!"
Something about Ronald Regan
Wha's that Simpsons bit wheer the man comes out the coma, something happens and he says "Goodnight" and pulls the plug himself. Funny. If you can remember it.
They should turn it into a film - "Comaman the Barbarian". Funny, but the story says he's a paraplegic now, so not very PC.
They should turn it into a film - "Comaman the Barbarian". Funny, but the story says he's a paraplegic now, so not very PC.
Coma man
"so what have I missed then?"
"well Derek had a sausage for tea and Neil failed his challenge...."
"no I mean in the real world"
"urm Big Brother is back on TV....and Sarah called me a slagg, Graham put a cushion on his head and farted"
"kill me"
"so what have I missed then?"
"well Derek had a sausage for tea and Neil failed his challenge...."
"no I mean in the real world"
"urm Big Brother is back on TV....and Sarah called me a slagg, Graham put a cushion on his head and farted"
"kill me"
Dress up as aliens and start prodding him with a stick. That'll freak him out.
"What about Russia?"
"Ah...it's not anything now"
"Damn...Berlin Wall?"
"Eh...nope"
"What? Has Princess Di had any kids?"
"...um..."
"I hope you saved my Atari console at least!"
"....ah....y'see, it's like this...."
"Betamax porno collection, at least tell me you saved that"
"Yeah...um...DVDs are cool, and you can always use the internet now!"
"The what?"
"Gee....I'll email you"
"You'll whatnow?"
"What's your mobile number?"
"My what?"
"Phones. You carry"
"That's future stuff, you're kidding me! How's about Wham, they still playing? I bet that George Michael is a real ladykiller eh? Heh heh"
"...yeah, about that..."
It'd suck to be him
"Ah...it's not anything now"
"Damn...Berlin Wall?"
"Eh...nope"
"What? Has Princess Di had any kids?"
"...um..."
"I hope you saved my Atari console at least!"
"....ah....y'see, it's like this...."
"Betamax porno collection, at least tell me you saved that"
"Yeah...um...DVDs are cool, and you can always use the internet now!"
"The what?"
"Gee....I'll email you"
"You'll whatnow?"
"What's your mobile number?"
"My what?"
"Phones. You carry"
"That's future stuff, you're kidding me! How's about Wham, they still playing? I bet that George Michael is a real ladykiller eh? Heh heh"
"...yeah, about that..."
It'd suck to be him
It might actually make it interesting...then again, nah.
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