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However when it comes to ice cream I do find the veins on the side of my head popping out slightly to hear my favourite flavours mocked by other, less fortunate in the tastebud area, morons. When it comes to the best way to eat cheese sandwiches, I'd say I'd prefer margarine with sliced cheese, while others, and be sure to know that I do laugh at them, prefer grated cheese with butter... I mean, what the hell? And of course, Skies of Arcadia is the best game ever. Anyone who believes different has no taste and should be culled for the greater good of humanity.
So while I could propose that I need an arch nemesis [and his puppet] to argue with pointless for no real reason other than 'Oh, I've got nothing better to do, honest, I mean, I do lots of things, I just do this because... err...' about all sorts of things, I'd rather try and get everyone involved. And anyone can do it, it's that simple.
So for us meer mortals who have little understanding of the seriousness of the situation, and the inability to believe we're making any sort of difference whatsoever, I think perhaps we need our very own space to bicker and pull each other's bum fluff.
Here's the plan. Someone comes on this topic and makes a statement as so:
"I believe the best way to recieve a hand job is by using cling film and making the recipritant wear a clowns wig."
Then you find a statement that you disagree with. The idea is to slam that statement as hard as you can, insulting as much as you possibly can and then giving your own personal views.
If you can't find a statement that suits you, then make up your own. Be creative, try and rouse hatred in others. Go on, it's fun.
And I would tell you that you should remember that everyone has their own opinion and not to get too wound up... but that would spoil the fun. Just make sure to remember that everyone else is wrong and YOU ARE RIGHT. Don't let them bully you, they're just close minded.
If this takes off in the slightest, I'll eat my invisible hat.
> You dream of being a fat man with a waistcoat and cigar, clearly.
I'll have to change sex, eat like a pig, and start smoking then.
Meanwhile, Grix's hat still sucks and I should be allowed to drive.
> It does however have Gilder, who is by far, the best character ever.
You lie. Enrique is joint best character ever (With Gilder). So he isn't best character by FAR.
Ner ner.
> Games with titles that end with "Tycoon" are always a draw
> in shops for me. I think the word has magic powers over me.
Transport and Roller Coaster Tycoon I can see why, but Monopoly Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon etc.. WHAT THE?!?!
> It does however have Gilder, who is by far, the best character ever.
> Yes, ever. I don't need reasons, he's that cool.
Cooler than having a GUN instead of an ARM? just let that sink in.
A GUN INSTEAD OF AN ARM!
...now that's cool.
Especially you Phil, with your purple hair and purple moods... (or something..)
Chris, I presume you've seen my now shoulder lingth hair? No more purple moods...just camp ones. And you'd damn well better come back here soon or I'm going to hunt you down with Jess, right to your home.
Muaha.
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> It does however have Gilder, who is by far, the best character ever.
> Yes, ever. I don't need reasons, he's that cool.
>
> Cooler than having a GUN instead of an ARM? just let that sink in.
>
> A GUN INSTEAD OF AN ARM!
>
> ...now that's cool.
Or, you could just, pick up a gun?
That way, you can do things that only people with two hands can do? And use a gun when you have to?
> Why the enjoyment from controlling the lives of little imaginary
> pixel-people for a few hours at a time? You're not even doing it with
> terror and corruption, just helping them! Pfft, you all make me sick.
> Unless of course, you're playing to see how many ways you can derail a
> roller coaster :D
>
I've done that more than once :-D
> Chris, I presume you've seen my now shoulder lingth hair? No more
> purple moods...just camp ones.
:-D
And you'd damn well better come back
> here soon or I'm going to hunt you down with Jess, right to your
> home.
>
> Muaha.
*Eep*