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However when it comes to ice cream I do find the veins on the side of my head popping out slightly to hear my favourite flavours mocked by other, less fortunate in the tastebud area, morons. When it comes to the best way to eat cheese sandwiches, I'd say I'd prefer margarine with sliced cheese, while others, and be sure to know that I do laugh at them, prefer grated cheese with butter... I mean, what the hell? And of course, Skies of Arcadia is the best game ever. Anyone who believes different has no taste and should be culled for the greater good of humanity.
So while I could propose that I need an arch nemesis [and his puppet] to argue with pointless for no real reason other than 'Oh, I've got nothing better to do, honest, I mean, I do lots of things, I just do this because... err...' about all sorts of things, I'd rather try and get everyone involved. And anyone can do it, it's that simple.
So for us meer mortals who have little understanding of the seriousness of the situation, and the inability to believe we're making any sort of difference whatsoever, I think perhaps we need our very own space to bicker and pull each other's bum fluff.
Here's the plan. Someone comes on this topic and makes a statement as so:
"I believe the best way to recieve a hand job is by using cling film and making the recipritant wear a clowns wig."
Then you find a statement that you disagree with. The idea is to slam that statement as hard as you can, insulting as much as you possibly can and then giving your own personal views.
If you can't find a statement that suits you, then make up your own. Be creative, try and rouse hatred in others. Go on, it's fun.
And I would tell you that you should remember that everyone has their own opinion and not to get too wound up... but that would spoil the fun. Just make sure to remember that everyone else is wrong and YOU ARE RIGHT. Don't let them bully you, they're just close minded.
If this takes off in the slightest, I'll eat my invisible hat.
*Stamps foot*
> You sure you didn't put it in the freezer, you Scot tart?
NOOOOOO I DONT UNDERSTAND
It says its spreadable but it's not. I had to go to the shop and buy more butter.
Honestly, I did.
Skies of Arcadia has pirates. Any pirates in Final Flangity? No.
And all my hats rule because they've had the pleasure of fitting around my fantastic head. And that's just what all the girls say too.
> It says its spreadable but it's not. I had to go to the shop and buy
> more butter.
>
> Honestly, I did.
You useless pile of lovepiss, why didn't you get someone else to bloody well do it? That'a what I'd do, because I'm ace.
And try spreading it with a knife next time.
But my mother and brother kept saying how lazy I was.
Yeah considering I was up at 5am for work on Saturday and Sunday and again tomorrow.
Philistines
> Skies of Arcadia has pirates. Any pirates in Final Flangity? No.
I bet there are.
Anyway, I bet Despise the Arcade doesn't have a man with a gun as an arm, a talking big cat with tattoos, or a demon that grows from a wall.
"Anyway, I bet Despise the Arcade doesn't have a man with a gun as an arm, a talking big cat with tattoos, or a demon that grows from a wall."
I'm glad it doesn't, it sounds crap.
It does however have Gilder, who is by far, the best character ever. Yes, ever. I don't need reasons, he's that cool.
MACS.
SUCK.