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However when it comes to ice cream I do find the veins on the side of my head popping out slightly to hear my favourite flavours mocked by other, less fortunate in the tastebud area, morons. When it comes to the best way to eat cheese sandwiches, I'd say I'd prefer margarine with sliced cheese, while others, and be sure to know that I do laugh at them, prefer grated cheese with butter... I mean, what the hell? And of course, Skies of Arcadia is the best game ever. Anyone who believes different has no taste and should be culled for the greater good of humanity.
So while I could propose that I need an arch nemesis [and his puppet] to argue with pointless for no real reason other than 'Oh, I've got nothing better to do, honest, I mean, I do lots of things, I just do this because... err...' about all sorts of things, I'd rather try and get everyone involved. And anyone can do it, it's that simple.
So for us meer mortals who have little understanding of the seriousness of the situation, and the inability to believe we're making any sort of difference whatsoever, I think perhaps we need our very own space to bicker and pull each other's bum fluff.
Here's the plan. Someone comes on this topic and makes a statement as so:
"I believe the best way to recieve a hand job is by using cling film and making the recipritant wear a clowns wig."
Then you find a statement that you disagree with. The idea is to slam that statement as hard as you can, insulting as much as you possibly can and then giving your own personal views.
If you can't find a statement that suits you, then make up your own. Be creative, try and rouse hatred in others. Go on, it's fun.
And I would tell you that you should remember that everyone has their own opinion and not to get too wound up... but that would spoil the fun. Just make sure to remember that everyone else is wrong and YOU ARE RIGHT. Don't let them bully you, they're just close minded.
If this takes off in the slightest, I'll eat my invisible hat.
> *ahem*
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> MACS.
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> SUCK.
Pfft. PFFFT!
Theme Park dumps on Skies from such an astronomical height that it hitting the ground causes a crater, the likes of which haven'tbeen seen since the dinosaurs were wiped out... fatboy. :-D
But, to be fair, you suck most for never coming to Walden - we don't bite =P
Lurpack is THE most disgusting spread-y bread stuff I've ever had the misfortune to place into my mouth.
> Theme park sucks even more, as it's SO GODDAMN BORING. Where are the
> plasma rifles
> large breasted semi naked women
> and zombies?!
So you want Metroid Prime, BMX XXX and Carmageddon then?
Pft. Almost as lame as the illegitimate barstub child of Theme Park AND Skies.
And while we're here, Metroid Prime ate my monkey.
It is clearly the best comedy ever. Genius. Anyone who disagrees will receive a slapping with my exploding guitar picks and samurai axe (It's that damn good).