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Note to self: make sure she wears skimpy top again.
:D
> Kiriyama wrote:
> She called me
> a "good mate". What do I do from here?
> ---
>
> You don't go anywhere.
> You are a "good mate". This means she sees you as her male
> confident.
> You will *never* get her. This isn't being mean, these are the rules
> in life.
> The following things mean you will never, ever stand a chance of
> bagging her:
>
> "You're a good mate"
> "You're really sweet"
> "You're really nice, a good person"
> "I think of you like a brother"
> "I feel comfortable with you, I dont feel threatened"
> "I can talk to you like a mate"
Never had to deal with the brother one. All the others I have gotten past at one time or another. My favourite ways are:
#1 Be a hero. Sure you don't know when something bad is going to happen for you to save her, but if the opportunity does present itself, seize it.
#2 Be mister charming. Be the good friend, be kind, be polite, be a gentleman, be generous. All at the one time. If everyone else thinks your brill then jealousy can on occasion come into play. If it does, then she'll want you.
#3 Chat her up. With a completely straight face. If it works excellent. If not, the moment she looks in the slightest uncomfortable, laugh and pretend it was a joke. That will get you of jail 'til you try something else.
#4 Risk everything and tell her straight. Some times it works, some times it doesn't.
#5 Don't listen to me, Im currently single. Although it does get very complicated there.
> Be subtle.
>
> When she walks into the room say, "Hey nice ass" and then
> she'll get naked and jump on your... wait, I have watched too many of
> 'those' movies.
LMAO
they really warp your views on social events huh? :)
> I'm pretty much useless with the opposite sex and try to use sarcasm
I can see it now:
"Hi, you're weeeeeeeel good looking."
"Sarcastic waaanker" *kick in SHEEPY balls*
I'm pretty much useless with the opposite sex and try to use sarcasm and humour when I feel umcomfortable. Yet, I'm such a sexy beast I still get laid.
Ahhhh
So what if it is a runner-up prize, better than nothing.
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So you fancy Girl A, but instead go for Girl B because A thinks you're "nice"???
Bwahahahahahaha
Sure
> You don't go anywhere.
> You are a "good mate". This means she sees you as her male
> confident.
> You will *never* get her. This isn't being mean, these are the rules
> in life.
No dude, thats not necesarily ture, I speak from past experience. I was 'with' one of my female friends for a good few months (one of my longer relationships).
> The following things mean you will never, ever stand a chance of
> bagging her:
>
> "You're a good mate" - This is a total no go, NEVER try and change this.
> "You're really sweet" - Nope, Goaty is wrong, this is one of the few nice comments the species will give you and it can be taken in a friend
way OR the other way (the good way)
> "You're really nice, a good person" - Again, it can be taken both ways but it is often followed by, 'but I would prefer if we stayed friends'.
> "I think of you like a brother" - Urgh, incest. No no. Stay mates!
> "I feel comfortable with you, I dont feel threatened" - Break this trust, take advantage! TAKE IT! Or, if you are a decent nice person, stay friends and pull one of her mates.
> "I can talk to you like a mate" - Can be both ways, unless you engange in girly chit-chat with her, but they you are most likely interested in boys.
If you think it would be awkward, stay as mates, but if you really like her then try it out, life is too short not to. If she wants it to go no further than mates, dont push her, she will talk to her mates about how sweet you are and you have a good chance of pulling one of them instead. So what if it is a runner-up prize, better than nothing.