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Tue 17/06/03 at 01:39
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I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"
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Fri 15/08/03 at 19:09
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therage79 wrote:
> Homer and Ned trying to leave their new wives that the married in
> Vegas.

*

Homer - "What if we switched wives? Would that help?"

Ned - "For the last time, NO!!!"
Fri 15/08/03 at 17:40
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Cheif Wiggum "So from now on anything that happens in your house is totaly legal"

Homer "Is that so" (Shouts out the window) "Hey Flanders, will you join me in my kitchen"

Cheif Wiggum "It doesnt work if you invite them in"

Flanders "Hidilly hey"

Homer "Go home"

Flanders "Doodly do"
Fri 15/08/03 at 11:10
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(To Lisa, recently saved by Stephen Hawking)
"Are you having fun with your little robot buddy?"
Fri 15/08/03 at 11:09
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Homer and Ned trying to leave their new wives that the married in Vegas.

Homer: "Now where nice guys, so breakfasts on us! Including full waffle bar privledges...but first we have some bad news...the waffle bar is closed!"
Fri 15/08/03 at 11:04
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Ned: "Hiddly ho Neighbour, cant help noticing you've picked all my flowers there!"
Homer: "Cant make a float with out flowers ned"
Ned: But did you have to salt the earth so nothing will ever grow again?"
Homer: "He He He.....Yeah!

Mcbain's chief: "Mcbain in this department we do things by the book!"

*Macbain pulls out a huge gun and blows the book away*

Mcbain: "BYE BOOK!"
Thu 14/08/03 at 23:33
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Homer - "So, you see... heehee... white people have names like Lenny... heeheehee... and black people have names like... Carl. HAHAHAHAHA"

*lesbians walk away*

*Homer does "that went right over your head" gesture*
Thu 14/08/03 at 23:18
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"Too Orangy For Crow"
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Homer: "Shaving my shoulders. I'm getting it all shaved off."
Wed 13/08/03 at 21:31
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"Hellfire Stoker"
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Homer: The pie shall be cut in half. And as for the two men... death!
Wed 13/08/03 at 19:07
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"Whatever!"
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Nelson "Joy to the world the teachers dead, we barbecued her head. What happened to her body, we flushed it down the potty and round and round it goes and round and round it ... goes"
Tue 12/08/03 at 14:23
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Homer to lisa's ice hockey team:"Now I know Lisa's a girl but i dont want any of you making fun of her because shes a girl....look that kids got bosoms...he he he, somebody give me a wet towel"

Kid: "Dont make me run, im full of chocolate"
OR

Moe:"Homer if Bart wont kill a deer maybe you should cut your losses and try Lisa?"

Homer:"Nah, shes a vegetarian"

Moe:"Jeez, Homer you an Marge aint cousins are ya?"
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