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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

"always remember your daddy loves D'OH!"

Guy on TV: The state capital of North Dakota is named after which German leader?
Homer: Hitler!

There's a queue on the road, and Krusty is stuck at the end of it.

*Beeps horn*

"Get out of the way you clowns!"


Ah, comedy genius.

*Homer dialling Power Plant*

Recording : "The fingers you are using to dial the number, are too fat"

Homer: Me fail egnlish? That's unpossible

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*Apu being robbed by snake presses button labelled "Silent Alarm"*

Flashing lights go off everywhere with a loud voice saying

THE SILENT ALARM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED




I was laughing for ages after that one... I missed the next two jokes after it...

Skinner's thoughts : I know you skipped school Bart and when you confess, your ass is mine. Yes I think words i'll never say.

Homer's thoughts: I know you can read my thoughts boy, Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum.

BART: "Vote for my dad, because if you don't, he'll beat us!"

HOMER: "Why you little... Oh, I'm not going to beat you son. (You're going to get such a beating.)"

Shopkeeper: You shouldn't take so money pep pills at once, you'll kill yourself!
Homer: Never mind, I'll balance it out with some SLEEPING PILLS! Hehehehehehe!

Steven Hawking: "Even the smartest of us make mistakes"
Lisa: "Even you?"
Steven Hawking, shifting his eyes : "No, not me, never"

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> therage79 wrote:
> Homer and Ned trying to leave their new wives that the married in
> Vegas.

*homer and ned walking into sunset*

*two vultures eying them up*

*vultures fly towards ned and homer*

"well hello little birdies .... AAAAARGH aaaaah - COVER YOUR EYES"