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It finally makes sence... I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist & when we have REAL trouble its a HIStorectomy! Ever notice how women's problems start with MEN?
All i could think of then was seeing the word woMEN!
Gees you MEN get everywhere!
All i could think of then was seeing the word woMEN!
Gees you MEN get everywhere!
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Borat §agdiyev wrote:
> Aye, we're all rotten basts ...
Speak for yourself, i'm great.
> Aye, we're all rotten basts ...
Speak for yourself, i'm great.
Very good - Liked the point system thing - it's in one of my comedy books at home - cracks me up everytime I see it!
Borat §agdiyev wrote:
> Aye, we're all rotten basts ...
:O
well remember you said it!
> Aye, we're all rotten basts ...
:O
well remember you said it!
Aye, we're all rotten basts ...
Voltaire wrote:
> the man hating witch!
Not got to many reasons to actually like them :P
> the man hating witch!
Not got to many reasons to actually like them :P
I think reading that is the most i've laughed in a long time. Borat's post, not Sera's obviously, the man hating witch!
Oh, ok, it's like that is it? :)
Here's something similar I found :
Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed ....................+1
* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
* You leave the toilet seat up.............-5
* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
* in the snow...............+8
* but return with beer..........-5
* and no liners....................-25
* You check out a suspicious noise at night....... 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
* You pummel it with a six iron...........+10
* It's her cat.........................-40
AT A PARTY
* You stay by her side the entire party...... 0
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy...-2
* Named Tiffany.............-4
* Tiffany is a dancer...........-6
* With breast implants..............-18
HER BIRTHDAY
* You take her out to dinner................ 0
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
* Okay, it is a sports bar..........-2
* And it's all-you-can-eat night....-3
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team......-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
* Go with a pal.........................+5
* The pal is happily married............+4
* Or frighteningly single...............-7
* And he drives a Ferrari...............-10
* With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
* You take her to a movie...............+2
* You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
* You take her to a movie you hate......+6
* You take her to a movie you like......-2
* It's called Death Cop 3...............-3
* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
* You develop a noticeable pot belly.............-15
* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...............................+10
* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.......-30
* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800
THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)
* She asks, "Do I look fat?"
* You hesitate in responding.....-10
* You reply, "Where?"............-35
* Any other response.............-20
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
* You listen, displaying a concerned expression...... 0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes....................+5
* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..................................+100
* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep....-200
Here's something similar I found :
Make women happy - Demerit Point System explained
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed ....................+1
* You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
* You leave the toilet seat up.............-5
* You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
* When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
* When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
* You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
* in the snow...............+8
* but return with beer..........-5
* and no liners....................-25
* You check out a suspicious noise at night....... 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
* You pummel it with a six iron...........+10
* It's her cat.........................-40
AT A PARTY
* You stay by her side the entire party...... 0
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy...-2
* Named Tiffany.............-4
* Tiffany is a dancer...........-6
* With breast implants..............-18
HER BIRTHDAY
* You take her out to dinner................ 0
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
* Okay, it is a sports bar..........-2
* And it's all-you-can-eat night....-3
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team......-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
* Go with a pal.........................+5
* The pal is happily married............+4
* Or frighteningly single...............-7
* And he drives a Ferrari...............-10
* With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
* You take her to a movie...............+2
* You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
* You take her to a movie you hate......+6
* You take her to a movie you like......-2
* It's called Death Cop 3...............-3
* Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....-9
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
* You develop a noticeable pot belly.............-15
* You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...............................+10
* You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.......-30
* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."......-800
THE BIG QUESTION (a no win question)
* She asks, "Do I look fat?"
* You hesitate in responding.....-10
* You reply, "Where?"............-35
* Any other response.............-20
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
* You listen, displaying a concerned expression...... 0
* You listen, for over 30 minutes....................+5
* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..................................+100
* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep....-200
FUNNY THINGS ABOUT MEN
BANK ACCOUNTS
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
BLENDERS
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
CHOCOLATE BARS
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
COFFEE
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
COMMERCIALS
You can't believe a word they say.
COMPUTERS
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
COOLERS
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
COPIERS
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
CURLING IRONS
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take so long to mature.
HOROSCOPES
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
LAVA LAMPS
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
MASCARA
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
POPCORN
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
BANK ACCOUNTS
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
BLENDERS
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
CHOCOLATE BARS
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
COFFEE
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
COMMERCIALS
You can't believe a word they say.
COMPUTERS
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
COOLERS
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
COPIERS
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
CURLING IRONS
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take so long to mature.
HOROSCOPES
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
LAVA LAMPS
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
MASCARA
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
POPCORN
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Seraphim wrote:
> Gees you MEN get everywhere!
It's our mission :P
> Gees you MEN get everywhere!
It's our mission :P
Can't live with us, can't live without us.
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