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"A new TV low"

And no, it's not Big Brother. Saw an ad on Channel 5 last night for 'Celebrity Detox Camp' where four celebrities (I believe they were Richard Blackwood, Tamara Beckwith, Kim Wilde and some other loser) are made to take drastic health measures, including colonic irrigation. Proving once and for all that Richard Blackwood is full of s---.

Help, I'm a Normal Person, Get Me Off This Godforsaken Planet!

Idiot

I missed ALL of that "I'm a jungle in your living room, get them out of there" or whatever the hell.
I shall be studiously ignoring Big Brother - because I'm not a housebound sociopath distraught at the end of Buffy (XANDER DIES! HAHAHAHA!!!! SPOILERS!!!!)
I didnt watch anything involving Pop Idols/Celebrity Bumsniff or any other reality tv-show.

And yes, this makes me better than you.

Mr. Snuggly, what happened to the ARCHIVE Forums I saw when I tried tolog-on half an hour ago?

I believe it was Keith Duffy.

Er...

Usual Channel 5 quality... Still, better than that documentary on dawrf p*** stars!

And no, it's not Big Brother. Saw an ad on Channel 5 last night for 'Celebrity Detox Camp' where four celebrities (I believe they were Richard Blackwood, Tamara Beckwith, Kim Wilde and some other loser) are made to take drastic health measures, including colonic irrigation. Proving once and for all that Richard Blackwood is full of s---.

Help, I'm a Normal Person, Get Me Off This Godforsaken Planet!